« Previous | Ain't too proud to blog | mail it | Next »

Posted: 08.22.2002
Always something cooking and nothing in the pot
I surf the useless news...so you won't have to...

  1. This town needs an enema.
  2. Rethinking 'diamonds are a girl's best friend'...
  3. Can you miss PE because you have to breast-feed?
  4. You have got to be kidding me.
  5. Sometimes the recommendation of therapy is not enough.
And last but not least, a couple of non-work-safe links that had me giggling so hard I was afraid I'd wake Todd up. First, "Ken and Barbie get it on". And now we know where he works -- the "Boobie Patrol".

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

can anyone tell me why i am so aroused by barbie and ken? oh yeah. my youth. hell, they were doin' it way crazier than that in my dreamhouse.

oh, TMI, eh?

¤ ¤ credit: kd | 08.22.02 at 04:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

About that "turning your relatives into diamonds" piece... LifeGems is a place that actually does it. Pets too.

¤ ¤ credit: theresa | 08.22.02 at 08:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That Barbie and Ken video cracked me up!

¤ ¤ credit: Camille | 08.22.02 at 08:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Barbie and Ken get me thinking about Tourette Syndrome Barbie. Now the thing is that I am in Internet Advertising and one of our client's banners got accidentally posted next to TS Barbie. A customer of the company called to complain and we had to figure out which advertiser network held this site. I suppose you had to be there!

¤ ¤ credit: Stu D. | 08.22.02 at 09:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

boob patrol...too much free time no doubt!

¤ ¤ credit: btezra | 08.22.02 at 01:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yep theresa, thanks -- I caught that link floating all over blogdom this week. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.22.02 at 02:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Somehow I don't remember Ken being that buff...I think that was really an old GI Joe!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 08.22.02 at 02:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The boob patrol was so sad! To think that someone video taped these women from their office and put it on the web LOL!!

The best breasts I've seen recently belong to Jack Bauer's daughter in 24. And the best part is that she has to wear that top she has on for the whole 24 episodes.

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.22.02 at 07:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hehe, the first story (about the Satans) reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Homer started a motorcycle gang that eventually become known as Hell's Satans. Some of the other suggestions ("Christ Punchers" comes to mind) were equally funny (especially since Ned Flanders was in the gang).

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 08.23.02 at 12:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

URLs that have pinged me for this entry:

All old ping links have been removed from this blog. Die spammers, die!

Hey pretty, don't you wanna take a ride with me through my world?

Psssssst...pass it on!
email this entry to:

your email address:

additional message (optional):