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Posted: 08.21.2002
Mr. Toad's wild ride
Here are a few "Happy Humpday" headlines courtesy of FARK.com:

  1. The guide to male quickie-sex etiquette (from "The Quickie Express")
  2. Screw Disney World! They have sexual theme parks with raunchy rides!
  3. Miss Cleo told this Florida man to kill the wrong burglar
  4. Mother faces a possible 15 years in jail for letting her kids get second-degree sunburns at the county fair
  5. In Texas a cop will shoot at you if you toilet paper his daughter's house
  6. If you're gonna rob a bank, don't forget to take your fries with you
And last but not least...sounds like someone was raised to believe "bad attention is still attention" (as if we hadn't figured that out by now)... Tonya Harding, after arriving to serve her jail term, credits her "faith" for her peace and calm:

“My faith in God and thanking Him for allowing me this opportunity to put my past behind me, and go on with my future,” Harding said. “I’m just really excited about everything, and thank you guys for all coming out here and giving me the support and putting me on TV.”

Yeah, that's it honey. Those last five words said it all!



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



I saw the thing about the sunburned kids on the local news last night. Was this woman on crack or something? I know what happens to ME if I stay out in the sun for too long without my SPF 30...but it's much worse for little kids!

I'm kind of surprised that second-degree burns was all it was here...but who knows what skin problems those kids might have in the future because of this!

Selfish, lazy bitch. I hope she rots in jail!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 08.21.02 at 04:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

some people {most} should only get 7 1/2 minutes of fame (Tonya) and not the standard 15

¤ ¤ credit: btezra | 08.21.02 at 07:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Tonya Harding and John Wayne Bobbitt should get together. Don't you think they'd make a great couple???

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.21.02 at 08:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

What were these people thinking??

¤ ¤ credit: Anna | 08.21.02 at 09:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I love Tonya Harding. She is hot in a slummin' kinda way. Of course, I lived in Winter Haven for a few years. That might explain more than a few things about me.

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 08.21.02 at 11:45 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

The good thing about Tonya and JWB getting together is that they would be unable to reproduce (since Lorena took care of that!).

And that, as Martha Stewart would say, would be a very good thing!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 08.21.02 at 04:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yesterday on the today show they had the lady on who let her kids get burned at the fair. It was so silly. She came on with her lawyer and said all of maybe two words the whole time. The lawyer answered every question and she didn't say anything!

¤ ¤ credit: linh | 08.23.02 at 08:23 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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