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Posted: 08.13.2002
I'll take a large pepperoni and a side of Underoos
A link that could only come from FARK.com -- Undie Funday Monday. Here's the deal. You buy Papa John's pizza in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on August 5, 12, and 19th -- and Papa John's will donate $1 to purchase new packages of underwear for kids in need.

Excuse me, but what possible board-room scenario could make these people see this as a "good" idea... School supplies? Nah. Did that last year. Coats? Too hot still. Toys? That's the Marines turf. How's about we buy those needy kids some panties. Lots and lots of panties. Great idea, Bob! It's genius!

I feel a Tina Fey-esque "So ladies, if ya wanna rob a bank but you don't want your cooter poked, head to Minnesota - land of 10,000 lakes..." moment coming on. Too bad SNL is still in reruns! A commentor at FARK said it best: "This is a great idea to bring in the pizza eating pedophile demographic." Order your pizza now. It's for the children.



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Sorry...I posted this under the wrong post...time for sleep!

Anyway...if they want to buy stuff for these kids, why not buy them BOOKS? This whole undies thing is just weird!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 08.13.02 at 04:36 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

BOOKS! whatta concept. hey -- at least they aren't offering abercrombie and fitch kiddie thongs!

¤ ¤ credit: kd | 08.13.02 at 04:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You know, I wondered if they were looking into getting the pulled stock on discount...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.13.02 at 04:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

eeeew! And I was thinking about the 'kid thong' post as I read this too...

You have to stop posting these types of things. They're freaky!

¤ ¤ credit: Scott | 08.13.02 at 06:26 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah,I can see the kids jumping for joy now."Look what I have mommy,PANTIES !!!"

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 08.13.02 at 08:09 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That's just a little on the bizarre side.

¤ ¤ credit: Anna | 08.13.02 at 08:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Why the hell would they buy panties for needy children. That is just so out there.

Give them the money and see what they would like to buy....things like, I don't know, let's say "FOOD"

¤ ¤ credit: Danielle | 08.13.02 at 10:21 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hmm, a definetly odd choice when it comes to giving to the needy.

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 08.13.02 at 11:38 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I still can't believe the situation with dominoes and their $1 extra charge. I feel their pizza doesn't warrant the charge...however, their thin crust isn't that bad ;)

¤ ¤ credit: felicia | 08.13.02 at 12:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

mmmmmmmmmmmmm....tina fey.

¤ ¤ credit: jon | 08.13.02 at 02:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You've got no idea how much I laughed after I read this post!! Not just the undies, but 3 Monday pizza orders in a row. Plu...ease!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.13.02 at 06:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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