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Posted: 08.13.2002
A daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato are walking down the street...the daddy tomato stomps his foot down and says "Ketchup!"
Whoa. Like I totally had time to remember to do this week's Monday Mission and This or That Tuesday for a change!

First up, PromoGuy's Monday Mission:

  1. If I could guarantee that the Fashion Police would not lay the smackdown on you, which favorite out-of-style article of clothing do you wish you could wear right now? (and if you have photos of you wearing it, post 'em) Let's see...I still wear 'em anyway, but definitely flannel shirts and Doc Martens. The grunge era suited me quite nicely.
  2. In your opinion, who is famous but shouldn't be? John Travolta.
  3. Are there any new movies or TV shows that you are forward to this fall? To be honest, not really. I'm ready for FOOTBALL.
  4. If you had a time machine that you could use only one time (there and back), where would you go and what would you do? I would go back to Australia a few years ago, tell Michael Hutchence to put on some damn pants, sober up, and go have a bite to eat with me. Then I would explain in very detailed terms what a fucktard Bob Geldoff is -- and how he was in no way significant enough in the scheme of things to make Michael's children grow up without a father and the world to have his voice silenced for all time.
  5. What cologne of perfume do you like to wear? Which brand do you prefer that your partner wear? I wear Comptoir Sud Pacifique's Vanille Abricot (which I'm just about out of again) and Obsession. I love it when Todd wears Obsession for Men! *swoon*
  6. Do you recall your first "French kiss?" Tell me about how that felt, and how it came about. Do you like them? Yep, sure do remember it. I was in the 8th grade and "Pretty In Pink" had just been released on video. My friend Elisa threw a party. During the prom scene at the end, my boyfriend Matt Berry squeezed my hand -- and a very slobbery, sloppy first kiss for us both ensued. Don't know whatever happened to him to be honest. I moved across the state the next school year. Do you mean "do you like them" as in the person, or "do you like them" as in the kisses though? In either case, my answers would be "yes" and "hell yes!"
  7. Excluding your partner...If you had the opportunity, who would you most like to French kiss? Oh I could answer that question with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back. Wait. That sounds like fun. But seriously...duh.
BONUS: Can't you see that it's late at night? Rats. Foiled again.



And now...this week's "This or That Tuesday":

  1. Dr. Seuss characters: the Cat in the Hat or the Grinch? Grinch!
  2. "Anne of Green Gables" or "Little Women"? Never read either series. I went straight from Ramona and Beezus to trashy novels.
  3. Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys? Wasn't much of a mystery book reader either... I was a history book reader.
  4. Winnie the Pooh characters: Tigger or Eeyore? T. I. double Guh-ER.
  5. Which author: Judy Blume or Beverly Cleary? I loved both authors. But in a head-to-head battle, I'd have to give the edge to Judy Blume for the puberty factor alone.
  6. Roald Dahl books: "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory" (Willy Wonka) or "James & the Giant Peach"? "James and the Giant Peach".
  7. "Harry Potter" or "The Wizard of Oz"? Wizard of Oz - hands down. I'm still miffed it no longer airs on CBS because of Turner.
  8. Curious George or Madeline? Another toughie! We own both, but I have to give the edge to "Madeline" because we have her namesake.
  9. "A Wrinkle in Time" or "Little House on the Prairie"? Haven't read the first, and tossed the "Prairie" series half-way through the first book. Boh-ring.
  10. Dr. Seuss again: "Horton Hears a Who" or "The Lorax"? "The Lorax". I married an environmental science grad.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



If they want to do something useful...buy those kids BOOKS! This whole undies thing is just too weird!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 08.13.02 at 04:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Noooo doubt!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.13.02 at 04:35 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I definitely agree with you on the John Travolta thing! I despise him so much that I call him John T-revolting.

¤ ¤ credit: chandra | 08.13.02 at 10:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

hahaaa...
my Todd calls him John Ravolta. He hates him.
Too funny...

¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 08.13.02 at 11:20 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey, talking about John Travolta, that joke comes from Pulp Fiction!

¤ ¤ credit: mark | 08.13.02 at 07:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You don't say, Mark... ;-) Someone's paying attention!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.13.02 at 07:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well, you're not gonna tell me I'm the only one paying attention, are you? ;)

¤ ¤ credit: mark | 08.13.02 at 09:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sounds like you were the only one that got that!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.13.02 at 09:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I got it, Pulp Fiction is only like my favorite movie, ever.

Bring out the gimp...

¤ ¤ credit: mike | 08.14.02 at 11:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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