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Posted: 08.12.2002 Some things you just don't wanna know
So Todd and I were doing a little house-cleaning while looking for a computer part, and ran across this pamphlet that we snagged from my doctor's office last year for posterity. In case you're wondering, we did not have this test performed. But just the thought of it was enough cause for a 20-30 minute Beavis and Butthead-style laugh fest. No matter what life throws at us, we always keep our senses of humor intact! And we always end up making our own dirty jokes...
 Ok, I'm having a blond moment ... that was a typo right? ¤ ¤ credit: A. | 08.12.02 at 11:41 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ I'm sorry, I have to... "Armageddon!" Hehehehe. Dare I ask what the heck that test is for? It doesn't involve a hamster, does it? Please tell me it doesn't. ¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 08.12.02 at 11:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Yikes.. ¤ ¤ credit: jen | 08.12.02 at 11:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤http://badhop.com/armageddon.mp3 Veshka beat me to the quote tho ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: Fucko McSweeny | 08.12.02 at 11:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Sounds more like hamster rape to me. Sick excuse for domination rodent sex is. ¤ ¤ credit: erin | 08.12.02 at 11:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Nope, not a typo -- although a leeeeetle less harmful than it sounds in the test-name:
The penetration of specially prepared hamsters eggs by the male's spermatozoa is compared to the penetration of normal donor sperm. There is good correlation between the sperms ability to penetrate a hamster egg and the human egg. The penetration can be directly observed and measured by using the hamster model. A repetitively abnormal test may implicate a sperm anomaly as a cause of unexplained infertility. The test normally requires two to four weeks to complete.
-this ¤ ¤Oh, I get it now... Richard Gere was testing his little swimmers. Riiiight. ;) ¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 08.13.02 at 02:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤OK... Now the follow up question... Why hamsters? Why not cats? Chinchillas? Buffalo? Why hamsters? Heck, why other mammals to begin with? ¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 08.13.02 at 08:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤What a very odd pamphlet indeed :) ¤ ¤ credit: ste | 08.13.02 at 09:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤ACK! I kept reading that over and over, thinking my eyes were deceiving me so early in the morning. You have to send that in to Headlines on the Tonight Show. They would love it! ¤ ¤ credit: Eden | 08.13.02 at 10:32 AM | link--this ¤ ¤I just addressed it and sealed it up. But ya'll will have to tell me if it makes it on. We watch "Letterman". ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.13.02 at 04:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Hey! First, you (or Todd) has the same doctors that my fiance have! Second, I saw that pamphlet there and laughed for a week. ¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 08.13.02 at 07:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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