Poor Judy. I was reading something about her the other day where the studio were making her work 18 hours a day and giving her drugs to go up and other drugs to go back down again. Poor woman didn't have a chance. Now the Michael & Elizabeth thing is just asking for trouble!!! and who's gonna be clever enough to think of a cute way to say #5???

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 03.13.02 at 09:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sweetie, the weirdest thing. I am getting Jscript errors on your site. Maybe my computer is inhaling crack :)

On a happier note, if Whitney is singing and Bobby is rapping would seal the deal...or maybe if Latoya was reading your palm while Michael gave you away :)

¤ ¤ credit: felicia | 03.13.02 at 11:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Anyone else getting them? Because I'm not on the Mac or PC... Thanks Felicia!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.13.02 at 11:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I thought the former Mayor of Bogotá (in Colombia) was a freak for getting married in a circus, but this one tops everything ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Beatriz | 03.13.02 at 11:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And no, I'm not getting any errors, Robyn :)

¤ ¤ credit: Beatriz | 03.13.02 at 11:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thanks Beatriz! :-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.14.02 at 12:11 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You could've used #5 for all 8 reasons.

¤ ¤ credit: jesse | 03.14.02 at 07:53 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Starting the pool right here: Divorced in a month, dead in three.

Any takers?

¤ ¤ credit: D | 03.14.02 at 08:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Not a good sign when the groom refers to wife to be as "she's my sister, my mother", that doesn't sound to healthy to me. Is he from Arkansas?

¤ ¤ credit: JE | 03.14.02 at 09:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I died laughing as I read this! How hilarious! What is she thinking, the Jackson brothers and Elizabeth Taylor?!

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 03.14.02 at 10:45 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

OK, D, i want in on this pool. back on drugs/alcohol in 6 months, divorced in 9.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.14.02 at 11:36 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Say it ain't so.. Micheal Jackson giving her way. Yoiks!!!

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 03.14.02 at 12:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Who better to give a woman away than a man with absolutely zero interest in keeping her? :)

¤ ¤ credit: jamese | 03.14.02 at 02:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

well geez, jamese, that narrows the number of men who could give her away to, oh... say 3 billion. i sure as hell wouldn't want her...

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.14.02 at 04:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤