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Posted: 01.14.2002 Always remember to chew before you swallow!
I'm not sure if you missed it on the news last night, but yesterday President Bush choked on a pretzel and passed out, bruising his cheek. "The blackout was caused by 'a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel' and the incident was likely a one-time occurrence." This stuff really just writes itself, doesn't it?
 Some Nostradamus predictions I've read (and not dodgy ones, predictions from Nostradamus scholars) reckon that Bush is going to die while in office, most likely through assassination. I hope he doesn't choke to death on a pretzel, that'd be really bad for the pretzel industry!! They also predict the next person who replaces him will die of a heart attack and the 3rd in line will be a woman who will be extremely successful. Mark this page and see what happens in the coming years. They also predicted 26 years of terrorism, so I'm hoping they're wrong (although the world has seen terrorism for ages and ages now) but after this 26 years, there will be worldwide peace. Yeah right! ¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 01.14.02 at 04:38 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ Hmmmm, interesting that the Bush presidents (Daddy Bush and Duhhhbya) seem to be the only one with these food issues. Never heard about anyone else choking on food or throwing up on dignitaries... Please ignore me while I sit here and chuckle... ¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 01.14.02 at 06:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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