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Posted: 07.01.2003
Letters...we get stacks and stacks of letters...

From: Butturmytoast@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2003 9:32 PM
To: robyn@whollymatrimony.com
Subject: Help -- I Broke the Internet

your stupid




UPDATE:

From: robyn@whollymatrimony.com
Sent: Tue 7/1/2003 9:57 PM
To: Butturmytoast@aol.com
Subject: Help -- I Broke the Internet

And your point is exactly?




From: Butturmytoast@aol.com
Sent: Tuesday, July 01, 2003 9:59 PM
To: robyn@whollymatrimony.com
Subject: Re: Help -- I Broke the Internet

you just are




From: robyn@whollymatrimony.com
Sent: Tue 7/1/2003 10:09 PM
To: Butturmytoast@aol.com
Subject: Help -- I Broke the Internet

I can live with that.




Well I'm so glad we could clear that one up now -- aren't you?



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



they cant even spell butter right and you're the stupid one? ya ok...

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 07.01.03 at 10:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

They couldn't spell "your" (you're) right either...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.01.03 at 10:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow. The Debate club at his/her school is probably just kicking themselves over letting him/her get away, dontcha think? ;)

¤ ¤ credit: skits | 07.01.03 at 10:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

There is nothing worse than someone who sends "hate mail" and can't even use correct grammar. Hey butter my toast,it is "You're stupid" you freaking idiot.

¤ ¤ credit: The Sarcastic Journalist | 07.01.03 at 10:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

u should of corrected his grammer.

(i'm kidding... my grammar is top-notch!)

¤ ¤ credit: sledge | 07.01.03 at 10:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I love those. It's almost an ego boost that someone would take time of their busy aol chat room trolling schedule to tell you how stupid you are.

;)

¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 07.01.03 at 10:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

How do people like that even figure out how to send email?????

Oh yeah...AOL.

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 07.01.03 at 10:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Okay, that was enlightening ;) dorky person!!

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 07.01.03 at 10:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

wow, you got quite a dialog going there with him.

and here's a translation just incase they are reading the comments:

dude, she's like tawkativ 'n shit

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 07.01.03 at 10:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

What, you didn't get the memo? I think that goes with being blonde.

*shakes head* Yep, people still surprise me, every day.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 07.01.03 at 10:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Nah, I think butturmytoast@aol.com just didn't finish the post; should have been:

(your stupid) servant, my queen.

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 07.01.03 at 11:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

What they don't realize is that I was "stupid" enough to spam-protect my e-mail address. Just not theirs. Oops.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.01.03 at 11:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I didn't realize it was "butter", I thought it was "But (butt) You (U) Are (R) My Toast.. which I thought was strange, which is where the whole problem is.. I "thought" about it! LOL

¤ ¤ credit: susan | 07.01.03 at 11:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But WHAT? Your stupid WHAT?
You never found out. Now we'll never now.
Crap. Way to go, Robyn. Geez. This'll keep me up all night.

¤ ¤ credit: Solonor | 07.01.03 at 11:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I concur. It's like a cliffhanger of Dynasty ... Your stupid ________? Dog? Arm? Lawnmower? Pez Dispenser? Dammit. Dammit to hell. Just send 'em over to my blog with a link to the "make your own trucker hat" and include a link to Tulsa Truck Driving School!
"My boyfriend went to TTD and now he has a skill that no one can take from him ... now we can afford all those things we could only dream of before! Thanks Tulsa Truck Driving School!"

no no ... thank YOU.

¤ ¤ credit: Kitty | 07.02.03 at 12:23 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

it's pretty sad when:

- you call someone stupid
- you use a two word sentence to do it
- you misspell 50% of the words

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 07.02.03 at 12:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ahhhh, behold the wonders of the internet. Where any 10-year old with a 6-year old education can surf for pr0n (I bet they got to the Boobie-thon from Google then came here) and entertain us with their rapier wit.

Or butterknife wit.

Or butturknife. Whatever.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 07.02.03 at 12:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I must have missed the memo where they were put in charge of stupidity. LOL I'm just glad to see people with a handy command of the English language are still out there.

¤ ¤ credit: Michelle | 07.02.03 at 12:39 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ahhh but "toast" isn't English, he is Australian... yes, I use AOL... I need the training wheels... I can't even get blogger to work...

Anyway I checked for a member profile ..."Josh" can't spell his own location, either.. he thinks he's from Australlia... must be the accent.. hooked on phonics... (help I'm typing and I can't shut up)

¤ ¤ credit: Aurora | 07.02.03 at 01:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Why don't I get emails like that?

It'd make a nice break from the "Buy Viagra now" or "Enlarge your penis and really satisfy her" rubbish that I'm getting at the moment.

¤ ¤ credit: theaardvark | 07.02.03 at 02:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yikes. THere should be a corner of the internet walled off for peopole like that. Someplace where they can bother each other without annoying the rest of us.

¤ ¤ credit: Sunidesus | 07.02.03 at 04:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That's hilarious. I got one the other day from a woman telling me my Harry Potter spoilers sucked and that I should be giving away spoilers for the next book (like, where am I getting those from? and who's paying my court costs when I do?)

I politely told her to pull the firebolt out of her arse.

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 07.02.03 at 07:32 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

AOL=Army Of Lamers.

¤ ¤ credit: Richard | 07.02.03 at 08:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

yea i got a bunch of idiot comments/emails too. wonder if they're from the same person?

¤ ¤ credit: dj mo fo | 07.02.03 at 08:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Idiots in most cases subscribe to AOHell because they normally don't have a CLUE. Spelling notwithstanding.

And hey, Robyn, I can post from places other than my work IP. Yay!

¤ ¤ credit: Bruce | 07.02.03 at 01:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I once saw a Blogsticker that said something like "you need AOL to spell ASSHOLE".

This is a perfect example of the truth of that statement!

¤ ¤ credit: christine m. | 07.02.03 at 02:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hi there! I have come to your blog every day since I first found it and I love it. I have never left a message though, but today I woke up beautifulll and generous (being silly here) and just decided to say hi. Your blog is fantastic! That's all. Cya! Bewitched.

¤ ¤ credit: Bewitched | 07.02.03 at 02:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

This "you just are" crapola? Well, by damn! If they say you are, then should we all ask the oracle of butt toast to answer our most important life questions? With reasoning like that, the world's greatest mysteries could be solved within an hour, since why bother with meaningless explainations.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 07.02.03 at 03:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I must be demented because I actually was amused.
Yeah, it's been a rough week, lol.

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 07.02.03 at 03:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn Said:
"What they don't realize is that I was "stupid" enough to spam-protect my e-mail address. Just not theirs. Oops.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.01.03 at 11:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤"

Anti-facist-ashcroft says:

Actually, according to http://spam.abuse.net/overview/whatisspam.shtml

Whomever this butturmytoast person is, he/she didn't spam you.

Also, since we are all English professors here, lets go down the list of those who decided to "attack" this person's grammar:

The Sarcastic Journalist says:
"There is nothing worse than someone who sends "hate mail" and can't even use correct grammar." Correction - You mean "proper grammar" not "correct." The reason is too long and drawn to get into...


Mikey says:
"you misspell 50% of the words" - Actually, he/she misspelled nothing. So, he/she misspelled 0% of the words. It looks as if your math needs more work than his/her spelling.

I always say that folks who play "grammar cop" on the Net have nothing better to come up with against another flamer. (For those who want to say "but you just did it....", this is something called irony.

(Now I cannot wait to see how much time someone will take to point out my poor grammar, that to me is even more amusing!)

Oh, I really do despise the GOP.


¤ ¤ credit: anti-ashcroft | 07.02.03 at 07:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

She never said the e-mail of topic was spam. She implied she took measures to protect her e-mail from receiving spam but didn't take the time to prevent this person from receiving spam. There is a difference.

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 07.02.03 at 07:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


So, what you are saying shawn is that Robyn is considering signing this persons email address to different mailing lists? Is that what that means? I just want you to clarify that.

¤ ¤ credit: anti-cheney | 07.02.03 at 07:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Actually anti... 'your' is misspelled for the context that it was used. It wouldnt of been misspelled if he said "your boat reminds me of your big fat ass". But since he didnt.. its misspelled.

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 07.02.03 at 07:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Jay - you didn't use an ' in wouldn't.

¤ ¤ credit: antigop | 07.02.03 at 07:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I also didn't use it in didn't and it's. :-p

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 07.02.03 at 09:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow! I don't know if I had more fun reading your entry or the comments to it, Robyn. =D

¤ ¤ credit: Julie | 07.02.03 at 09:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow! Thank you Mr. Knowledge.

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 07.02.03 at 09:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I didn't say they spammed me. But spam-bots that harvest my URL can get ahold of their e-mail address and do with it what they will... I don't have to submit them for anything. Spambots crawl just about every public domain out there. If you don't take measures to hide your address from them, you'll fall victim.

See, don't mess with the blonde.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.02.03 at 10:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

your all stoopid. you just are
;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Quinn | 07.03.03 at 10:46 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I guess buttur was just wanted to "Dare To Be Stupid" but was too dumb to get that far.

¤ ¤ credit: Yog Sothoth | 07.03.03 at 11:24 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

hey, antibush@yahoo.com... you're an idiot.

see, that's how it should have been spelled.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 07.05.03 at 02:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Those people should go out & HAVE A LIFE :) Just removed some messages like that from my guestbook. LOL :) You have a great site!

¤ ¤ credit: Sweety | 07.05.03 at 06:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Mikey,
Coming from you, that comment hold little weight. Someone with little moral value and high valuation for the life of ill repute, I needn't even pay attention to it.

¤ ¤ credit: antibush | 07.05.03 at 07:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

antibush, you're about theeeeeees close to getting kicked and banned just because I can. If you're only here to flame, and not contribute, say goodnight Gracie.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.05.03 at 07:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wait - he starts by calling me an idiot, I retaliate, but I am the one who started a flame war? How is that?

¤ ¤ credit: antibush | 07.05.03 at 08:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Because you're the one who came in here and started picking people apart one-by-one. They are responding to you, m'dear. You're not. That. Innocent.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.05.03 at 08:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Also, since we are all English professors here, lets go down the list of those who decided to "attack" this person's grammar:"

That would be "let's," as in "let us."
Let us go down the list of those who decided to attack this person's grammar.

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 07.09.03 at 10:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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