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Posted: 06.24.2003
The chicken dance
Jason Alexander has been fired as the KFC spokesman. Sure, sure it's most likely because he pressured them to be more ethical with the raising and killing of their chickens... But I can guarantee you I'll be buying one of their products before I'll be watching another one of his! Good riddance.

UPDATE: KFC has confirmed the story, and denies PETA's involvement in the outcome.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



There is a fucking god.

¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 06.24.03 at 06:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

He got on my nerves so freaking bad !

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 06.24.03 at 06:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"An' I hate 'The Colonel', with his wee, beady eyes, an' his 'Oh, I know you'll buy my chicken' ohhh, hoooo..."

"How could you hate 'The Colonel'?"

"Because he puts halucinogenic chemicals in his chicken that makes you crave it every fortnight, smartass!"

Jason Alexander = another actor/actress not funny since Seinfeld.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 06.24.03 at 06:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

one down! now, if we could only get rid of the damned Verizon "can you hear me now?" guy...

hey, that could be a good topic - pitchmen who need to get fired.

let's throw Terry Bradshaw (for those 10-10-220 commercials) in there too..

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.24.03 at 06:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

oh... uh... shucky darn.

Now... get rid of those damn Money Tree ads and I'll be happy.

¤ ¤ credit: Froggie | 06.24.03 at 06:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

My vote goes to Alf, Mikey.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.24.03 at 06:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That goober on the Ditech.com commercials needs to die several slow painful deaths.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 06.24.03 at 08:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And all the Jason Alexander loathers are now singing a sweet chorus knowing they don't have to see him hawking chicken any more!

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 06.24.03 at 08:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Jason who? I didn't think he was funny on Seinfeld! What a jerk. But ... I love my KFC!

¤ ¤ credit: The Parson | 06.24.03 at 09:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Maybe he was eating all the profits.

I never watched any of his own shows, just Seinfeld which I still watch on a daily basis.

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 06.24.03 at 10:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Everytime I saw him I couldn't help but think of the tail he had in the movie Shallow Hal... not very appetizing!

¤ ¤ credit: becca | 06.24.03 at 11:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Alf, and Mr. Lost Another Loan to Ditech, and we're not even going to mention CarrotQueen and his eyeliner. *shudder*

¤ ¤ credit: Crankydragon | 06.24.03 at 11:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow. KFC finally figured out that a fat bald man wasn't the best spokesman for fried chicken. That only took them WAY TOO F'N LONG.

-R.

¤ ¤ credit: Rick | 06.24.03 at 11:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Maybe Jason can get a job at a bra factory, or become an architect, or work at a baseball stadium, or a....

¤ ¤ credit: susan | 06.25.03 at 12:53 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I felt sorry for the poor schmucks in L.A. who paid big bucks to see "The Producers", only to see Jason in the Nathan Lane part. Yeah, I know Nathan left the show and wasn't going on the tour, but still...there must have been THOUSANDS of better actors available!

Now it's here in Boston, and I'm dying to see it. Nothing in the ads says that he's in it, so it just may be safe to buy tix...

¤ ¤ credit: christine m. | 06.25.03 at 01:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Did they fire the Joe Millionaire guy, too? (Or did he just fade away when his 15 seconds ended?) And is there anything we can do about Carrot Top? There are some commercials that make me never want to buy the product.

¤ ¤ credit: Abby | 06.25.03 at 09:38 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

::shudder:: Yes, let's get rid of Carrot Top. If I see one more of his 1-800-CALLATT commercials, I swear I will cancel my long distance, my wireless and anything else that AT&T has any stock in.

¤ ¤ credit: Rachel May | 06.25.03 at 10:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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