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Posted: 06.20.2003
Blame Canada!
Many thanks to Nicole for the link to this news article at SFGate.com: "Stop The Gay Canadians! First icky legalized homosexual marriage, then the apocalypse. Conservative America trembles."

Moreover, they fear, Canada's decision means the God-given sanctity of tepid hetero missionary-position marriage is utterly doomed and our innocent children are sure to become fans of modern dance and maybe even old Barbra Streisand movies, and all of this will undoubtedly result in the introduction of a pair of wacky gay Canadian neighbors on "Everybody Loves Raymond." [link]
Read it. Just make sure you're strapped into your chair first. My arse still hurts.



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One of these days our country will get its head out of its ass on this issue, too. Maybe.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 06.20.03 at 04:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I would certainly love to see that in my lifetime!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.20.03 at 05:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

weekly pedicures, covered by health insurance. :)

¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 06.20.03 at 07:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

hahahah i'm still laughing, thanks for the link!

¤ ¤ credit: stacey | 06.20.03 at 09:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I live in the Netherlands and they legalized gay marriage for I think about 2 years now. But in the Netherlands everything seems to be legal :)))

¤ ¤ credit: Sweety | 06.21.03 at 03:47 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Similarly, 23 percent are now convinced Saddam Hussein was either 'somewhat' or 'almost totally' Canadian. Or gay. Or a member of Loverboy."
OMG!!! I love Mark Morford* that dude is HILARIOUS!!!

(I should stress that when I mean "love", I don't mean in a "gay" way. More like a "prison" sorta way, okay? I got a rep to worry about.)

¤ ¤ credit: -=e=- the merciless™ | 06.21.03 at 11:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I adore Mark Morford's brave writing. When he talks of a massive ground assault on all Canadian lumberjacks and erecting a really, really, long, metal fence around our northern neighbors, the way he described everyone in the White House fainting, swooning and knocking themselves out from running into a big brass tit, omg, he cracks me up.

¤ ¤ credit: Kate S. | 06.21.03 at 02:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

This was hillarious!! Thanks for the link!

¤ ¤ credit: Gian | 08.25.03 at 09:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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