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Posted: 06.19.2003
Let's get physical
It's quickly becoming a Thursday tradition...it's time to play "let's slam J-Lo"...

Curvy singer-actress Jennifer Lopez demanded museum bosses in London make her Madame Tussaud's waxwork more slimline. The sexy star was reportedly unhappy with the famous museum's newly installed model of her -- particularly their interpretation of her trademark bottom.

So Lopez, who often boasted how proud she is of her voluptuous derriere, asked Tussaud's to shave 10 pounds of wax off her behind.

A museum source tells Britain's the Daily Star, "We always show artists and managers the final waxwork of themselves.

"It's only fair -- but with J.Lo, she wasn't too pleased.

"She suggested we'd gone a bit off on her behind, so we offered to rake some away.

"All in all she wanted about 10 pounds to be taken off, [and] naturally we meet the star's wishes." [link]

She makes my job way too easy. Seriously...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Do you think that would work for me, too? I mean, I'll act waxen and let them lop 10 pounds of my ass off........

¤ ¤ credit: Da Goddess | 06.19.03 at 09:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*sigh* Man, if only I could get those guys to come shave off some of my butt. You will forgive me if I rented Maid in Manhattan, right? I didn't like it. Well, not much.

¤ ¤ credit: Annessa | 06.19.03 at 09:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

well I just want them to give me the excess for some boobs :P

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 06.19.03 at 09:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

A photo gallery of some guy molesting her pre-raked derriere: [link]

Apparently, he doesn't mind those extra 10 pounds.

¤ ¤ credit: Eden | 06.19.03 at 09:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

are you kidding me? what a fucking douche she is. I saw pics of the scultpture and screw her man - i thought the ass was toooo damn small

I have since lost all respect for Ben-- gimme Casey anytime...

¤ ¤ credit: Erin | 06.19.03 at 11:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

She learned Krav Maga, even though her Enough film was in the theatre for only 5 minutes. I don't mess with people who know Krav Maga. =)

¤ ¤ credit: ManWithNoDomain | 06.19.03 at 11:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

my freakin' goodness... that's just stupid. Wouldn't it suck to work around her?!!!! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 06.20.03 at 12:53 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You know, even if only a quarter of everything you hear about her is true, I can't imagine she'd ever be anyone I'd want to know. I just wanna see how long the Ben/Jen thing lasts after Gigli tanks Aug 1 [it's up against American [Pie] Wedding at the box office that week].

¤ ¤ credit: Michelle | 06.20.03 at 12:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

after reading that entry, I will never think of the term "wax that ass" the same way again...:P

DM

¤ ¤ credit: Darth Monkeybone | 06.20.03 at 06:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Eden, great link!! I think The Wedding Planner will be the last J-Lo movie I ever see. Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't the folks who make the wax dummies take pretty friggin' accurate measurements before they make these things? Hundreds of photos too? This just takes airbrushing to a whole new level.

I think we should start a kitty as a reward for the first person who goes in and takes a photo with the dummy with a sign over her head saying "I'm a skank and my arse is WAY b-i-g-g-e-r than this in real life"! hehe

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 06.20.03 at 07:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh yes -- they spend TONS of time with each wax figure's 'real body' doing measurements, plaster casts, and the like. It's accurate...that she's a bitch. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.20.03 at 08:28 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Too bad it's not that easy to just rake off a few real pounds... :)

¤ ¤ credit: nastybastard | 06.20.03 at 09:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Skank. Skank, skank, skank. Robyn, did you ever see the Bill & Ted show at Halloween Horror nights at Universal when they were making fun of her every year?

¤ ¤ credit: Crankydragon | 06.20.03 at 01:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

No -- dammit! :-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.20.03 at 01:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

jennifer lopez is such an idiot!!!

¤ ¤ credit: jennifer lopez sucks | 01.27.04 at 04:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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