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I Wanna Be a Ho - by Velvet Jones, an educator from the Velvet Jones School of Technology.

"Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of sixteen and twenty-five? Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do? Well, you never need get up again, because in six short weeks I can train you to be high paying ho. Just think - fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom. Sound too good to be true? Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."

Additional Velvet Jones publications include I Wanna Drive a Pink Cadillac, Wear Diamond Rings and Kick Women in the Butt (the I wanna be a Pimp guidebook); The Velvet Jones Harlequin Romance series featuring Velvet Love and Kicked in the Butt by Love ("I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."); and an exciting new videocassette entitled The Exercises of Love. "Yes, it's all here: the squatting, the thrusting, the grunting and the groaning. Take it from Velvet, these are exercises you will want to watch again and again."

¤ ¤ credit: Kitty | 06.13.03 at 06:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Who wrote the book of love? Velvet. It's as simple as that."

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.13.03 at 06:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Bring out the claws, KB???

BREAK OUT THE CAMERAS!!! :0)

¤ ¤ credit: -=e=- the merciless™ | 06.20.03 at 02:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤