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Posted: 06.04.2003
You better work it girl
Ethiopian with a bad bleach job, or heiress to 4-star hotel fortune? You make the call... One has to give her credit for creative crotch taping though. While we're on the topic of cocktail napkins as attire, and teased blonde extensions gone wrong... At least we know the 'bleach shortage in Hollywood' report was just a rumor!

These girls need to seriously give it up, and just call Beyonce's stylist! For several pages of -- sometimes frightening -- MTV Movie Awards arrivals, visit Big Pictures USA (gallery 1, gallery 2).



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Yeesh. So much exposed skin, so little of it attractive. (Hint to Hollywood: If you have no breasts, don't wear something with a neckline down to your navel.)

¤ ¤ credit: Abby | 06.04.03 at 12:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I think you need a warning on that Kelly picture. YIKES, it felt like her hair bleach jumped out of the tube right into my eyes!

¤ ¤ credit: MojoMark | 06.04.03 at 12:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

but, but, that picture of beyonce looks like bondage gone wrong. her boob is like all wrapped up and protruding....lol

¤ ¤ credit: kat | 06.04.03 at 12:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I absolutely, positively cannot stand Tara Reid. She just screams "chowder girl" to me. And honey, to wear hip-huggers, you gotta have hips.

¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 06.04.03 at 12:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

omg. it looks like beyonce tit hurts!!!

¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 06.04.03 at 12:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Kat, here's one that hides the bondage-boob (at least she actually has some). ;-) I'd much rather look at that, than this though!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.04.03 at 12:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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ewwwww

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 06.04.03 at 12:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

those hilton girls need to eat. eat eat eat!

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 06.04.03 at 12:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

well, at least we know Paris shaves.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.04.03 at 01:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

may sound a little shallow.. but Tara Reid should not be wearing an outfit like that without getting her thighs in better shape... i see cottage cheese lol

¤ ¤ credit: lynn | 06.04.03 at 01:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Looks like Kelly Osbourne got hit by the ugly bus and then it backed up and ran over her again.
(you have to go to the gallery to see that one!)

¤ ¤ credit: the Sarcastic Journalist | 06.04.03 at 01:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Quick! Beyonce's breast is trying to escape! Someone grab it!

Oy. What in the world were those people's stylists thinking? My 2 year old neice could've picked out something better.

¤ ¤ credit: Melissa | 06.04.03 at 02:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

god i hate those two:

paris hilton and tara reid.

1. tara, please use some cellulite cream on your legs. i can see the ripples from here

2. paris, i hope your sister snaps one day and beats the hell out of you with her shoe. and after, you can clean up the cat box at my house.

¤ ¤ credit: dj mo fo | 06.04.03 at 02:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

when did it turn back into 1986?! my eyes!!

1. how can anyone be as thin as tara reid and still have cellulite? that's got to break some kind of natural law.

2. beyonce is always beautiful and classy. even with a smooshed boobie. at least she didn't try to fix it.

3. calista flockhart has finally put on a few pounds. she actually has a hint of cleavage. better. that walking corpse thing is hard on your looks.

4. speaking of walking corpses, isn't victoria beckham dead yet? how long did it take karen carpenter?

5. and may the gods bless aston kucher for embarassing piss diddy. did somebody harsh your cool, pee? i wish i'd seen that live. it would've almost been worth watching empty vee.

¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 06.04.03 at 06:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Geez if Tara Reid seriously thinks she can get away with wearing that dress - then there is hope for us all!! And to actually pose showing off that hail damage - yikes!!! Thats a big ego for you!!!! And as for Paris?? Well all that money cant buy taste can it?

¤ ¤ credit: Susannah | 12.28.03 at 07:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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