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Posted: 06.01.2003
You hate Celine because she is better than you
I ask you -- did the world really need this? I'm seriously smacking the first person I see buying it upside the head...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



I used to think it was Debbie Gibson, but now I am convinced that Celine is the prophesized AntiElvis.

¤ ¤ credit: Hondo | 06.01.03 at 11:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Shake your love. I just can't shake your love! Y'know, Debbie did have Electric Youth. Hmmmm...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.01.03 at 11:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Icky. I never have been able to stand her.

¤ ¤ credit: Hey Lisa | 06.01.03 at 11:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hell, I smell like her, anyway.

¤ ¤ credit: Chris Pirillo | 06.01.03 at 11:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

oh cripes. if you wear it, do you become instantly pretentious?

¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 06.01.03 at 11:50 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Perhaps, and you all of a sudden have an affinity for much older men.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 06.02.03 at 12:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

AntiElvis? Possibly. But not Tortelvis! There's just nothing like Dread Zeppelin.

I cannot imagine anything more psychicly shudder-inducing than smelling like Celine Dion. %% My Scent Will Go on... %%

¤ ¤ credit: ManWithNoDomain | 06.02.03 at 01:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

"...water lily, orange blossom, and exotic tiare flower, balanced with warm, rich amber, sheer musk, and pristine blonde woods..."

She should be horse whipped for this pretentious product alone. *shudders from utter repulsion*

¤ ¤ credit: Lilly White | 06.02.03 at 01:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You too can smell like the scarecrow-lady with the uncontrollable arms! (seriously, can she possibly flail about any more while she "sings"?)

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 06.02.03 at 02:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

It izzz zeeee greatezzzt perfume, in zeeee world! Ugh. Shoot her. Please. At least Vegas would be safe again. ;-p

¤ ¤ credit: Brainy | 06.02.03 at 04:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

*shudder*
Isn't this one of the 7 signs of the Apocolypse?

¤ ¤ credit: Greg | 06.02.03 at 06:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That's pretty bad....it's up there with the flower scented supositories I saw in the grocery store....completely not needed in this world.

¤ ¤ credit: beardog | 06.02.03 at 08:45 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You might need this product if you go to see her show in Vegas. I have heard that she keeps it almost unbearably warm (people are sweating and falling asleep). I'm going to Vegas in 2 weeks - I'll be skipping Celine.

¤ ¤ credit: Kay | 06.02.03 at 10:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

She clearly has never smelled amber. (As an experiment, I once burned some amber; smelled like burned pine tar, which it pretty much is.) And what on earth is "blond wood" supposed to smell like? Wood doesn't smell like much of anything, does it?

¤ ¤ credit: Abby | 06.02.03 at 11:00 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'd rather be known as the Toronto SARS girl than a Canadian responsible for Celine D-yawn.

¤ ¤ credit: Kimmie | 06.02.03 at 11:15 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm just surprised the only company she could find to release it is Coty. LOL

¤ ¤ credit: Michelle | 06.02.03 at 11:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

At least you don't have to see that picture TWO STORIES HIGH outside your office window...

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 06.02.03 at 12:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I feel no shame in admitting that I love her music - I've been thinking of going to Vegas and seeing her show - except that tix are +$100...plus the cost of getting there.

That's like almost 5 bottles of this flavored water... I wonder if she has a scent for men that makes you smell like you are 70...

¤ ¤ credit: Don | 06.02.03 at 01:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That's just a bit too much, but to be expected. She never bothered me before, and I even liked some of her earlier songs. Then she redid "I Drove All Night" and completely pissed me off because it SUCKS compared to compared to Cyndi Lauper's. Pretty much an insult in my book. She lost me after that. Oh yeah, and all her commercials, too. Ugh. Celine just won't go away.

¤ ¤ credit: Alicia | 06.02.03 at 02:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Don't worry, I won'tbe buying this. I love her music but why would I want a fragrance with her name as the name of the product? She probably didn't design the fragrance.

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 06.02.03 at 02:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have heard the fragrance has sold really well, although I don't know anyone that has actually bought it. Hmmmm

¤ ¤ credit: Hunter | 06.02.03 at 03:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*shakes head* I am so sorry Robyn. We thought she would disappear. Please, please accept our deepest apologies, and regret at this unfortunate incident.

I have a pseudo grudging tolerance for her, but I just can't listen to her music.

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 06.02.03 at 06:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I wonder if it stinks as much as the J-Lo one. I've heard that one's just a foul smell. J-Lo was also apparently caught buying hundreds of dollars of other people's perfume. Now there's a great advertisement!

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 06.02.03 at 08:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I was just going to say...have you seen J.Lo's "Glow"...I have not smelled it (which is probably a good thing considering what Jessica Parker said!), but have you seen the ad for it? I saw it while flipping through a magazine. {barf}

¤ ¤ credit: Linh | 06.02.03 at 09:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I love her music but why would I want a fragrance with her name as the name of the product?

¤ ¤ credit: quality | 09.08.03 at 07:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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