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Posted: 05.15.2003
Kill. Your. Television.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word "life", it means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else. The after-world. A world of never ending happiness. You can always see the sun -- day or night.

  1. An amusing summary of last night's American Idol.
  2. Just think how many Atari systems could have been sold if they paired with Playboy. Or if that's not your style, try Playmate strip-poker and strip-tac-toe. (games obviously not work-safe)
  3. So many jokes...so little time...
    iron buttocks
  4. "The villains in the [Matrix Reloaded] flick are a pair of white-skinned, white-haired, red-eyed twins, and groups representing albinos say the movie unfairly stereotypes pigment-challenged individuals. 'They’re not albinos,' a Warner Bros. rep snapped. They’re dead...'"
  5. Finally a Survivor All-Star Series -- just in time for none of us to care.
  6. Trista and Ryan say screw "honest and sacred" when a four-part ABC special on their wedding is involved. But at least we no longer have to ask, "What about Bob?"
And now...your moment of zen... In this life, you're on your own!

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Those Playboy games remind me of this stand-up video game we had in one of the places I tended bar. It was just like the old classic qix game, which was my very favorite as a kid. But as you played, pieces of a nearly-pornographic anime-ish drawing of an asian chick would appear in the finished boxes. if you finished the whole screen, the drawing completed, and then switched to the photo of the real girl it was styled from. It was awfully cool.

¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 05.15.03 at 06:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

god, was that more information than you could ever have needed? i'm very rambly today. sorry.

¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 05.15.03 at 06:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

No, no -- I think that is very cool!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.15.03 at 06:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 05.15.03 at 09:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Pole sitting competitions???
And I thought the Garlic Fesival here in the Poconos was stupid.

Apparently it's doesn't take much to amuse people.

¤ ¤ credit: -e- | 05.15.03 at 11:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That reply the Warner Bros rep said makes for an interesting tagline!
- Dr. Everythingwillbealright

¤ ¤ credit: KB | 05.16.03 at 02:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have never even watched the Bachelor and I am excitied about the Bob show. He has become a 'personality' of sorts here in Chicago. He is now best friends with another guy from the show that lives here. I will definitely watch this time!

¤ ¤ credit: Hunter | 05.16.03 at 04:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I can't help myself... I *heart* Bob! YAY!

¤ ¤ credit: Brainy | 05.16.03 at 04:54 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I like the AI summary. I thought Tamyra sounded good, but they're right, the song was SOOOOOOOO slow!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Linh | 05.17.03 at 01:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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