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Posted: 05.06.2003
Baby fish mouth
Any bets that my husband was the one searching for "monkey origami"? (BBC News link via Sensible Erection.)

Here's a list of winning search strings for the month of May thus far. I should be so proud.

  1. save the kitties god kills
  2. melissa panty shots joe millionaire
  3. pics my husband likes to eat my piss
  4. ducks as housepets
  5. white brides sucking on big black male stripper cocks
  6. peanut porn
  7. pics of women buying adult diapers
  8. topless blog
  9. i am not a bimbo
  10. super spanky slut
I'm still trying to wrap my blonde-brain around the "peanut porn" one though. Do they mean peanuts as in the legumes -- or Peanuts as in the cartoon? Scratch that. Some things you're better off not knowing...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



I find your blog by
http://www.brainoff.com/geoblog/

and I like it! :-) Regards!

¤ ¤ credit: Henrique | 05.06.03 at 02:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I get some really good ones. "puking girls" and "cock" tend to be really high on my list, though the majority of my hits come from people either searching for my tits or how to make a martini.

I'm so proud that I can help corrupt the youth of america.

¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 05.06.03 at 02:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

pics my husband likes to eat my piss
pics of women buying adult diapers

*Urgh* Gross!!

¤ ¤ credit: Sonia | 05.06.03 at 02:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh and "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation, I've heard.

¤ ¤ credit: Joelle | 05.06.03 at 02:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

#3 Is it even possible to EAT piss? (maybe so...this could be what they mean by Cheez WIZ)

#5 Unlikely. Most of the male strippers I've known have been gay.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.06.03 at 02:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Never. Buying. Cheez Whiz. Again.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.06.03 at 02:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I want an AFLAC duck as a pet. ;)

My friend spoke of having a wallpaper of a shirtless ballplayer once. I get hits for that wallpaper now.

Oh, what would entertain us if we didn't have our freaky search engine queries?

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 05.06.03 at 03:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh, the things that I see show up in the search list with a site name like mine - "The Introverted Exhibitionist"! They all have a similar theme, however, so I never get anything as varied as yours!

¤ ¤ credit: Empress | 05.06.03 at 04:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Number six and seven have effectively frightened me. I'm no longer the innocent girl I once was. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Melissa | 05.06.03 at 04:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

there is actually a porn image of the peanuts cartoon. I must find the link and show you :)

¤ ¤ credit: mike | 05.06.03 at 04:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Must you?

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.06.03 at 05:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

WHY am I pasting these search strings into Google to see what else the original searcher came up with????? I really must get a life. Hahaha!

¤ ¤ credit: queen | 05.06.03 at 09:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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