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Posted: 05.05.2003
Used to have a little, now I have a lot...
A few more reasons to hate J. Lo -- as if you really needed any.

  1. She thinks her bum is better than Kylie Minogue's -- and she's willing to pay double for it, too. "So it's war. May the best arse win."
  2. She just might ruin "Austin Powers 4 -- For Your Thighs Only". Rental.
  3. She's just Jenny from the Block? Hardly. "Behind the Behind" is making claims she hails from a posh suburb and had a private education. Shocking, isn't it?
  4. No eye contact, do not speak to her for any reason unless spoken to first, address her as ma'am, and keep those fingernails red or clear please, ladies.
  5. "But Beeeeeeeeeen, if Russell's wife got her own private wedding chapel, I have to have one, too. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do..."
I will gladly give up my kingdom for a pair of front row tickets when her star comes crashing down to earth once and for all...

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

sorry, but there's just no way that her ass is better than kylie's...

and j-lo in the next austin powers movie? i'm sorry, mike myers, but you just lost all my respect.

oh, and i love this quote from that article:
"Following the Bond theme of giving leading ladies double entendre-ish names (Pussy Galore, Holly Goodhead, etc.), there is some speculation and no little concern that J. Lo is to be given a name which refers to her famous arse. Execs are said to be unsure whether the singer would take exception to this. 'She wouldn't mind,' scoffed a friend. 'Jen's pretty thick-skinned.'"

j-lo? thick-skinned? yeah, right! she's about as thick-skinned as she is "from the block". puh-LEEZ.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 05.05.03 at 01:21 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thick? Yes. Thick-skinned? Hardly.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.05.03 at 01:28 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah, I hate J.Lo too. Her ass is the only good thing about her and I bet the stuff that comes out of it stinks just like everybody elses.

¤ ¤ credit: Mace | 05.05.03 at 01:45 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah, but without J-Lo, we wouldn't have had that classic "hannifer lopez" episode of South Park.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.05.03 at 08:46 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

taco taco.. burrito burrito.. taco taco.. burrito burrito

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 05.05.03 at 09:49 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

And I would give my kingdom for her downfall to be imortalized on something embarrassing, like America's Funniest Home Videos :)

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 05.05.03 at 10:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my thanks for the links....I totally hate J-Lo, she makes me gag. :)

I emailed your entry to my hubby so we can have a good laugh.

¤ ¤ credit: Martie | 05.05.03 at 12:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I hope I don't have to see J.Lo if she ever comes to town for shopping. Maybe she'll go to Jacksonville for the shopping. Yep, she and Benny Boy are setting up some homes south of Savannah.

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 05.05.03 at 01:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yep, so glad to know she'll be destroying the last undeveloped barrier island. Is it wrong to wish for a 1-mile wide hurricane?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 05.05.03 at 01:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Maybe the heat, sand gnats, and killer mosquitoes in this region will get to them.

As for the hurricane, let me think about that one. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 05.05.03 at 04:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Even the Bronx has nice neighborhoods. And anyone I know that lives in the Bronx is from one of those neighborhoods and they still think they are all rough and rugged. It's just the "I'm from the Bronx!" mentality. Whatcha gonna do.

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 05.05.03 at 07:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Whatcha gonna do? Fuggedabboutit!

Austin Powers 4? Hmm...3 was a bit shakey in spots, although I still laughed my ass off. Even without J'Ho I'm afraid of what it would do to the entire series. With the addition of the Ass That Doesn't Quit...Bitching, I think it's predestined for failure. :/

I cannot get even remotely attracted to her. Her rotten personality far overshadows what good looks she may have.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 05.05.03 at 07:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I must be one of the few people around that actually doesn't mind ole J-Lo. And I'd take her ass over Kylie's any day. Kylie has no ass. Or that's just my opinion. :P

¤ ¤ credit: Jenni | 05.06.03 at 02:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You like big butts and you can not lie, eh Jenni?

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 05.06.03 at 10:00 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yo, you outta start a "I Hate Celebrities" webring or something. I'm gonna see your J-Lo and raise you one Catherine Zeta-Twit and Foolya Roberts.

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 06.17.03 at 12:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

bwahahahaha...thats right...J.LO is so fake...anyways..she got a nice shape though if it aint' plastic surgery ... lol...i hate you bitch *J. Lo *

¤ ¤ credit: annie | 07.25.03 at 10:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

J lo CANNOT SING, DANCE, ACT OR EVEN LOOK PRETTY FOR THE CAMERA. For God's sake, she has no talent. I dont much care about her personal life but I do care when I waste money at Blockbuster on some talentless shit like Maid in Manhattan. It also pisses me off that Enough was even made into a film. However, that film showed basically what she really looks like, regular. A regular arrogant woman with the most unproportioned ass. It is huge. HUGE. Look at the rest of her, oh yeah, nobody does that coz' there is nothing there to see. ANYONE can take a good photo after a hair and make up stylist. I do wish she would go the fuck away.

¤ ¤ credit: shel | 08.06.03 at 04:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Uck, J.Lo! I hate her so much, and yes 'hate' is a strong word but so what, I'm using it. She is so over-rated! Her looks are ok. She's pretty plain really. Plus she has a -huge- ass, the rest of her isn't all that skinny either. Her stomachs not that flat either to be showing it off all the time, at least Britney's is toned. I always thought she had a huge honker but o well, no one else seems to think that. She plasters on all sorts of make-up (Red fox fur eyelashes? Are you kidding me?) and has the worst singing voice ever. What's up with that new song and music video? Just a close up of her! ICK! Talk about conceited! She thinks she's the greatest thing in the world, and she's about the only one.

I'm also sick of the fact that whenever I turn on my tv she's there. E! is always talking about how great she is, so is VH1. (Not that I watch that station...) The media makes a bigger deal out of her then she really is.

¤ ¤ credit: heather | 08.17.03 at 03:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Feels good to find this site. E is doing a thing on J-lo and it makes me want to puke. I hate her. She is at the same peal in her carrer that Mariah Carey was. That, I'm hot, and untouchable and you all suck tme!! SHe should look at what happend to Mariah and be warned. I'm sick of her ass in my face. Beyonce is hotter but does not feel the need to make sure you are aware 24/7...someone please start a Ihate J-Lo ring. Maybe the movie execs will get air of it and let her fall...

¤ ¤ credit: shelly | 09.06.03 at 03:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh thank GOD! Hey this si Milly B from London, UK. Am so glad to hear you all slating J-Lo, especially for the fact that she'll ruin the Austin Powers 4 film. The first was cool, british people etc. 2nd just got away with is (time travel etc) Beyonce picked the 3rd up a little but I feel the Goldmember character made the movie (Isn't dat vierd?!) but OH NO! not J-LO! She ain't funny and her lines will all be really crap and wooden no doubt. She probably only signed up for it because Beyonce stole her limelight with the film and new singles arount that period, but J-Lo and Austin just don't mix! She's way too big headed (and assed!) ARGH! I cannot put into words how much i detest that snivvelling uptight bitchy prude. x

¤ ¤ credit: Milly B! | 11.14.03 at 06:49 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

J-Lo sucks! Becuase of her I hate watching TV and going to the movies.

¤ ¤ credit: None | 11.26.03 at 04:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I cant stand jo ho either... the only thig that I disagree with you guys about, however, is that I think her butt is really not all that big. I dont know why people make a big deal out of it. A big butt is a good thing for many guys, so she wants people to take notice of it (just look at her videos) but come on ! she's a size 6. she's actually really thin so her but looks big for her size when it actually is not big. it's just plump and next to anther skinny ass girl, hers looks big. I hate how everyone makes a big deal about it. She actually wanted this attention for publicity and she got it! she had all of us talking about it. there was a magazine a few years ago, (when she was nobody) who asked a bunch of celebrities what they hated the most about their bodies. J lo said she hated her "round" and "big" ass. If she hates it so much, then why does she show it off all the time? SHE created this butt frenzy by always talking about it. She just wanted the attention for it and she got it. But please, it is not big, believe me. Why don't people talk about Beyonce's butt or Vivica A fox's butt, or Salma Hayek's butt? They supposedly have big booties too, but they don't talk about it or purposely flaunt it in your face.That's why maybe. Besides, these women are actually beautiful. J lo's face is freaking ugly. She can look good in her videos or in pics, but that's only because she wears a bunch of crap on her face.

¤ ¤ credit: jo | 12.11.03 at 06:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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