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Posted: 04.24.2003
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Riddle me this... Would it really hurt Nabisco's pocket books to throw a shot of Captain Morgain's in their butter rum Lifesavers? Y'know, just for good measure and all.



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hell yeeeah, I would love that. I think we should all call LIfesavers and tell them :-)

¤ ¤ credit: mike | 04.24.03 at 04:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Brilliant! I've already got the marketing campaign all worked out. You hire Monica Lewinski to be the spokesperson, and sell them as the perfect way to cleanse the palette and put that "questionable" experience behind you.

¤ ¤ credit: Dave | 04.24.03 at 04:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Dave, you're a little bit obsessed with the blowjob today... Is it a birthday thing? ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.24.03 at 04:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Damn skippy. :)

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 04.24.03 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

too bad i have a sore throat. and pink eye. oh well, maybe next year ;D

¤ ¤ credit: kay | 04.24.03 at 06:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'd buy more Lifesavers if they did :)

¤ ¤ credit: Shane | 04.24.03 at 06:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

but...but...but it works wonders for a sore throat. really it does.

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 04.24.03 at 06:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But wouldn't you care even less about that sore throat with sweet, tasty rum goodness packed inside?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.24.03 at 06:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm doing Erika's love in and since you are down for a few days I decided to find a post of yours which makes me love your blog...
your quirky but somehow cute two line entries which always make me smile and other stuff, but that's one reason :)...

¤ ¤ credit: Deb | 04.25.03 at 08:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Now that would be positively delightful!

¤ ¤ credit: Da Goddess | 04.26.03 at 03:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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