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Posted: 04.22.2003
Tuesday, shoot me in the head - I'm takin' it back
Haven't done a "news not fit to print" wrap-up in awhile...so here goes:

  1. Looking at his academic photo, this guy just screams "child molester". I mean, c'mon.
  2. Gwen Stefani is going solo and wants to take up acting. Apparently she missed last year's Swept Away and Crossroads. (Thankfully, so did I.)
  3. Do they make a Hallmark for "Gee, I'm sorry I shot the groom on your wedding day"?
  4. SARS in a can -- now there's a concept that works! Soon with the slogan, "The refreshing drink that will take your breath away..."
  5. Best. Homemade Porno. Ever. (PG-rated, from Sensible Erection.)
And now...your moment of zen...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



And don't forget Glitter.

¤ ¤ credit: Carla | 04.22.03 at 04:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Some things you just have to block out for your sanity. ;-) But I didn't include it since it's a 2001 flick.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.22.03 at 04:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i've only recently recovered from Swept Away

¤ ¤ credit: Jenna | 04.22.03 at 04:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm still laughing over #5

¤ ¤ credit: Da Goddess | 04.22.03 at 04:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

OMG to 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5! LOL

¤ ¤ credit: Tamara | 04.22.03 at 05:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You know, I didn't much like the last No Doubt album, and the Gwen news just gives me more reasons not to pay any more attention to her/them. :/

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 04.22.03 at 06:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh yes, the porn was funny. Why is it that in the heat of the moment (pardon the pun) that men don't pay any damn attention to the fact that they're about to damage something????

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 04.22.03 at 06:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Carla mentioned Glitter (Mariah Carey), but don't forget A Walk to Remember (Mandy Moore) and The Master of Disguise (Jessica Simpson). Okay the last one's a bit iffy since she's not the lead character, but I hope I get brownie points nonetheless. ^_^

¤ ¤ credit: Koganuts | 04.22.03 at 07:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Here you go!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.22.03 at 07:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

my butt hurts just lookin at it..

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 04.22.03 at 07:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Is it just me, or is that baby polar bear smiling??

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 04.22.03 at 07:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

OMG to #5. That is hilarious.

I sat through Crossroads with my daughter. She SO owes me for that.

¤ ¤ credit: michele | 04.22.03 at 08:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well, I don't have an academic picture unless I scan in my yearbook, but this guy was one of my teachers ... twice. That's the Mississippi Dept. of Corrections, btw. :)

¤ ¤ credit: crankydragon | 04.22.03 at 11:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I can't get the movie to work for me. *Sniffle* That's what I get for screwing with WMP9 so I can watch The Two Towers.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 04.23.03 at 12:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

#5 just kills me. I can't say I've ever lifted my wife on to any kitchen counter/range/etc. to do the nasty. But knowing my luck, it would be the time when the range was on; I can SO relate to that guy. (I'll bet he STILL hasn't gotten any)

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 04.23.03 at 01:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Aww, those pictures are just way too cute. :)

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 04.23.03 at 03:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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