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Posted: 04.15.2003
Putting the 'ass' in classy
Ok, that's it. It's time to give up waiting on Matty to take care of business once and for all. We all need to get together and do the right thing now. Apparently Ben Affleck is so smitten with J-Lo that he's dropped $105,000 on a toilet seat cover for her encrusted with rubies, sapphires, pearls and a diamond. He told a friend, "Jennifer is my princess and she deserves only the best -- even when it comes to toilets." Well guess what, Baldie? Her shit still stinks just like everyone else's. Even more so than most, I would imagine.

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

oh my. the boo-tay needs gems too? give me a frickin' break.

¤ ¤ credit: courtney | 04.15.03 at 02:28 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

My favorite part is that he actually designed the seat himself. That's how much he has going on inside that coconut of his. When they break up -- and they will -- does she have to return the seat along with the doorknob of an engagement ring he gave her? What's the proper "bejeweled toilet seat" etiquette?

¤ ¤ credit: bhw | 04.15.03 at 02:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

These ridiculous gifts are proof that some people make way too much money. I give their marriage six months. ^_^

¤ ¤ credit: Koganuts | 04.15.03 at 02:36 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Forgot to mention that I can at least take comfort in the fact that he wears a wig. ^_^

¤ ¤ credit: Koganuts | 04.15.03 at 02:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

aw, don't rag on the poor girl... she's just jenny from the block! sheeeah

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 04.15.03 at 02:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I just never realized I had to be jealous 'bout the rocks under her big ass, too. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.15.03 at 02:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You just wait until you find out what Bennie has planned for her bidet

¤ ¤ credit: Pierce | 04.15.03 at 03:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

That is fucking obscene!

My big ass is no better than hers, and I am perfectly content with our $13.95 Sears special. And it even matches the shower curtain! LOL!

If these people are really looking for ways to piss away money, they could send it to us! I bet there is not one person who reads this who could use a few thousand extra bucks...for necessary things, such as housing, food, utilities.


¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 04.15.03 at 04:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

oops...meant to say *could NOT use a few thousand extra bucks*

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 04.15.03 at 04:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

i'm all for people blowing their money to pamper themselves but good lord. thank god it's reinforced with diamonds. i can' stand that biatch.

tell ben to send some love my way. this mamma wants hardwood floors this summer.

¤ ¤ credit: dj mo fo | 04.15.03 at 09:35 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

why would you think hers stinks more than most? is that the "twice the ass, twice the gas" theory?

¤ ¤ credit: Dave | 04.15.03 at 09:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Didja ever see the South Park where Chef is lured in by the female sucubus? Sort of parallels J. Lo and every male she's been with to date. I don't think the men realize until it's too late.

¤ ¤ credit: Colleen | 04.15.03 at 10:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Didja ever see the South Park where Chef is lured in by the female sucubus? Sort of parallels J. Lo and every male she's been with to date. I don't think the men realize until it's too late.

You know, you might be onto something there. ;-)

And these are the two people who want to do a remake of the film Casablanca. Someone must stop them. In the name of all that is good and decent, someone must stop them.

¤ ¤ credit: Kathy | 04.15.03 at 10:49 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

J-Lo and Ben in Casablanca? Blasphemy.

¤ ¤ credit: Dave | 04.15.03 at 11:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

bleah...this must end now....have you seen this yet?


¤ ¤ credit: sunfleur1 | 04.15.03 at 11:09 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

How soon before the plastic wears away?

¤ ¤ credit: Shawn | 04.15.03 at 12:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'll bet that bitch Ho-pez is a princess. The fattest assed, most spoiled one the world has ever seen.

¤ ¤ credit: Patty | 04.15.03 at 12:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Exactly, Dave -- not to mention when you're that spiteful and bitter inside, it just has to stew badly.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.15.03 at 01:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

So do you think her maid in manhattan will give Jenny one of those "freshly sanitized" paper thingies over her jewel encrusted toilet seat?

Does she need to worry about theft from the Tidy-Bowl man?

Things that make me go hmmmmmm.

¤ ¤ credit: Kitty | 04.15.03 at 01:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well - maybe Chey needs to get this kinda toilet - she says her shit doesn't stink ! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Zaldor | 04.15.03 at 03:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

he needs a good smack in the head or a lobotomy.

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 04.15.03 at 06:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

$105,000? That's even more than the government paid for them back in the '80s!

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 04.15.03 at 10:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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