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Posted: 04.09.2003
We're Texas
[Jenna Bush - rave parties - football games]
  1. after Ricky won the Heisman...
  2. he was all like, hook 'em, hook 'em...
  3. where else can a total tool like me get laid...
  4. nationally ranked in hackey-sack and ultimate frisbee...
  5. that would explain Chris actually being a little bitch...
It's just not fair that we won't have Chrissy for one more year... He was OU's MVP. (Special thanks go out to Stephanie at the Sooner Club for the much-needed laugh!)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

That's fabulous! "...throw leg..." Bahahahaha!!!

No, we SEC girls have much better things to throw leg at. :D

¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 04.09.03 at 03:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ouch! Sob! (You've been waiting for me all day, haven't you?)

¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 04.09.03 at 11:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Austin rocks b/c the weather is always nice, the girls are always hot, and the punk bands are always loud. Period. I never saw Ricky holding up a sign that said "Go Steve" as I walked into a differential equations exam, so I could give a crap about that. Those mock ads are too funny though.
UT class of 99

¤ ¤ credit: steve | 04.10.03 at 12:16 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Opening the Book of Sooner, Chapter 63:14...

"And so God sayeth to his people, texass still sucks."

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.10.03 at 12:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Not totally fair.
Not everyone in Austin is a UT alum. Thank Bob!

And 6th street is where the frat daddies and booze hounds hang out. Granted, there are some good places for some music. But, music isn't everything. Gasp! Sacrilege!

The real culture in Austin is spread out in different spots. Of course, I'm getting old, but the warehouse district is the place to go for the better beer and company. If you want cheap nasty mainstream U.S. beer and the smell of vomit, then 6th street is where you want to be.

It's all about standards. Too bad there are so many standards to choose from.



¤ ¤ credit: Kevin Hutson | 04.11.03 at 02:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Or there's always Hippie Hollow, right Kevin? Just in case you want to see some old fat people walking around nekkid or some pervs gettin' their self-help on in the bushes? I used to spend quite a bit of time in Austin, and to me its only redeeming features were a few good barbeque joints, and maybe watching the sunset at The Oasis, although the food blows.

¤ ¤ credit: Dave | 04.11.03 at 11:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Dear god, please tell me that my blog hasn't become some sort of fucked up Austin tourism campaign now. I'm sorry people, when your city is draped in the color puke orange, it pretty much sets the tone...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.11.03 at 12:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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