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Posted: 04.07.2003
Most peculiar momma, whoa!
I think the tone of your Monday is pretty much set when you grab a cotton square to put toner on your face, and at the last second suddenly realize you're about to apply a wet pad full of nail polish remover instead...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Owwwwwwwwwww..... Good thing ya caught yourself!!! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Zaldor | 04.07.03 at 01:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Only one word can describe your reaction:

D'OH!

¤ ¤ credit: jay | 04.07.03 at 02:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well that'd be a big old oops!

¤ ¤ credit: Sunidesus | 04.07.03 at 02:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oops!!

¤ ¤ credit: Sonia | 04.07.03 at 03:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

oh gawd! i've DONE that!!

the liquids were the same color. and the bottles were similar. and, well, i WAS asleep...

¤ ¤ credit: ratty | 04.07.03 at 03:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i'm sure there is no difference.

i once fell for the whole clinique thing once and got a free toner sample. i looked at the ingredients on the bottle. it was essentially witch hazel.

so those mofos are charging like $10 bot 99 cents witch hazel.

total rip

¤ ¤ credit: dj mo fo | 04.07.03 at 04:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

you can tell I'm a square male - you said "toner", I was thinking "copier"... I HAVE done the "think the Ozium was the Binaca" cough and gag dance though.

¤ ¤ credit: Don | 04.07.03 at 07:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I have heard it put most succinctly: Today was way too Monday.

¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 04.07.03 at 09:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

ohhh girl... glad you stopped in time...

¤ ¤ credit: Aurora | 04.07.03 at 10:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But the important question - did you mess up your nails? ;)

Glad you stopped yourself in time!

¤ ¤ credit: Lisa, Gal of Unix | 04.07.03 at 10:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Just another manic Monday etc etc

¤ ¤ credit: | 04.08.03 at 01:09 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ah yes, but can it compete with:

1) putting hair gel on your toothbrush (done it and used it)

2) putting toothpaste in your hand instead of gel. (done it, almost used it)

I need a coffeemaker in my bathroom.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike Krempasky | 04.08.03 at 02:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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