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Posted: 04.01.2003
Going...going...gone!
Heads up! If you wanna piece of me, you'd better strike fast (while it's still cheap). After a tragic drop from $23.50/share to $5.08 $5.18 $5.24 $5.45 $5.61 $5.96 this afternoon, people have started to snap my product up faster than Britney in an Oklahoma head shop. There are only 50 32 26 13 6 0 ('cuz I bought the very last one) available shares left of ATPTB, so buy now! Help me to help you.

UPDATE: They're all gone now. You'll just have to bribe other people with special favors (*cough, Todd, cough*) to sell theirs.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



whoop! At $5 a share, it's time to buy... Darn thing makes me do multiple buys.....

¤ ¤ credit: Don | 04.01.03 at 06:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I got three of them! :)

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 04.01.03 at 06:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

WAHOO! I picked up 5 shares about 90 seconds ago. By the time I went back to get more, they were all gone. That was quick!

¤ ¤ credit: Kathryn | 04.01.03 at 06:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*evil laugh* I snatched them up! What a great deal! I logged onto blogshares.com at precisely the right moment and I saw your share prices had fallen dramatically, I almost fell over myself trying to hit "buy! BUY!!!" I'm gonna be rich, all because of you! Need a foot massage? A soapy, lathery, aromatherapy...uh...yeah...

Too bad it's not real money.

¤ ¤ credit: Trinity | 04.01.03 at 06:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Actually, btw, I started snatching up your shares at $1.93 a pop.

¤ ¤ credit: Trinity | 04.01.03 at 06:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Got some today, not even realizing they were going so quickly. Cool. I think I have ten. Should've gone for more.

Now I've just gotta sell some of my own. Hee!

¤ ¤ credit: Cyberangel | 04.01.03 at 06:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

::wicked laugh::

Girl, I've been watching your stock for three solid days now. I actually made my husband stay up late last night because I was watching and the site went down. I didn't want to miss out. ;)

I got 550 of those sweet lil shares.

Now go make me some money! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 04.01.03 at 06:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

omg you took lessons from Martha Stewart huh? :)

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 04.01.03 at 06:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It's a good thing.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.01.03 at 06:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ah, if only this was real.

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 04.01.03 at 06:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh I got hosed.. I bought at the highest.. ARRGG. You were supposed to be a good investment. I want the feds to go over your books.. heheh WTF did the price drop 15?

¤ ¤ credit: Chuck | 04.01.03 at 07:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey now, I actually warned people yesterday that a price-drop was coming soon. Any time that the P/E goes above 7 and the stock is still soaring, it's a good idea to sell. It will rapid-drop, and then reset itself. This is my second drop, then rebound. It's just the way this game is set up for some reason...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.01.03 at 07:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I bought 2 shares at $23.58, sold 1 share at $23.70 because I was almost out of money, and then bought 24 more at the $5.10 price. Slowly & patiently, because I could only get about 5 at a time!

You know, you could sell some of those shares yourself... *wink, wink*

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 04.01.03 at 07:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh hells no! You sell the rights to your name, and then all sorts of undesirables move in and put their shit on your desk. ;-) Todd and I combined still have controlling interest.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.01.03 at 07:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*GASP!* I'm an undesirable!? *faints...ker-plunk.*

¤ ¤ credit: Trinity | 04.01.03 at 07:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Baby, come back. Ike Turner didn't mean it. I love you, baby.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.01.03 at 08:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

:)

¤ ¤ credit: Trinity | 04.01.03 at 08:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I believe the jump in price is do to all the "minty freshness" previously referenced over @ Dick's. :)

¤ ¤ credit: Kevin | 04.01.03 at 08:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

who? what? where? *looks around wildly*

Did someone say dick?

¤ ¤ credit: Trinity | 04.01.03 at 10:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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