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Posted: 03.30.2003 Teenage suicide -- don't do it!
So if you're a suicide bomber who decides to blow yourself in front of a group of soldiers, and you only end up injuring 30 -- just killing yourself -- do you still get the 10 young virgins in the after-life? Or are you reduced to something like 10 chain-smoking skanks with the clap from New Jersey*?
* Please note no one from New Jersey was actually targeted or harmed during the making of this entry. Sorry Tennessee.  10 virgins? Bah. If you want me to wear a bomb, you better promise me 10 babes who know what the hell they're doing and know what they want. And no fake boobs, either. ¤ ¤ credit: dave | 03.30.03 at 02:13 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ You know, if everyone who supported Iraq decided to blow themselves up, as a show of solidarity, this could be a REALLY short war. Granted, it'd be not so pleasant to clean up, but still, I'm willing to deal with that. Wait...this is the second time in less that a week that I encouraged people to kill themselves...Maybe I should eat less red meat... ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 03.30.03 at 02:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤"10 chain-smoking skanks with the clap from New Jersey" I think I went to HS with some of them. ¤ ¤ credit: Lisa, Gal of Unix | 03.30.03 at 03:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
-this ¤ ¤My school had the 10 virgins -- and there was a REASON they were virgins. ¤ ¤ credit: BillH | 03.30.03 at 06:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤That is just classic!! ¤ ¤ credit: hmw | 03.30.03 at 06:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Damn. Couldn't we promise them skanks with the clap from their own country? Why ya gotta pick on my state?? (Oh, did I mention that Texas is in the Final Four?) ¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 03.30.03 at 07:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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