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Posted: 03.07.2003
Not necessarily the news
  1. Ok. I give. Floridians now have to accept their offbeat reputation because of asstards like this. And this. And this. We have our own FARK tag. It's just not worth fighting it anymore... Oh yeah. And I'm really an Oklahoman. Seriously.
  2. And the before is better than the after exactly how?
  3. "Dude, Where's My Oxygen?" Yipes!
  4. Carmen Electra was dismissed from jury duty because the other jurors wouldn't stop asking her to make phone calls to their husbands and boyfriends. Nice.
  5. [Nelson voice] Ha ha! [/Nelson voice]
And now...your moment of zen...

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That Carmen Electra thing is funny. She went to my high school for a bit, so stories about her never fail to amuse me. I can't say I'd be asking her to call my hubby. Then again he wouldn't be interested! :)

¤ ¤ credit: Katy Action | 03.07.03 at 06:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thank goodness for small miracles. I just can't bear to imagine what would have

¤ ¤ credit: Matt | 03.07.03 at 07:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thank goodness for small miracles. I just can't bear to imagine what would have happened if disaster had not been averted on that chartered fly. I really don't think that Hollywood could suffer such a loss of young talent without years of recovery and rebuilding. Honestly where are we going to find the next Kutcher or Fez?!?

¤ ¤ credit: Matt | 03.07.03 at 07:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Re: no. 1. Well, you can probably find low-rent weirdos like those in every state. In fact, I'm sure of it.

That being said, that second dude was pretty resourceful for someone who sounds like his IQ is somewhat below room temperature. You have to admire such persistency, even if it sounds like a scene from a short bus version of A Night at the Opera.

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea Harris | 03.07.03 at 11:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

About living in Florida: It could be worse. You could be living in New Jersey.

¤ ¤ credit: Hondo | 03.08.03 at 05:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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