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Posted: 03.04.2003
You got me straight trippin' boo
I swear to all that's holy...every bad American pop ballad in the last 20 years...the ones you prayed night and day would just go away and get off the airwaves...well you can find them all on tonight's American Idol wildcard show. Well, except for "I Will Always Love You". Oh god. I just invoked it, didn't I?



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



And the contestants aren't even GOOD! Yuck!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Meredith | 03.04.03 at 08:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You had to go and say it didn't you. lol... ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Muse | 03.04.03 at 08:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That was the most awful drivel I ever sat through. How unoriginal.

¤ ¤ credit: michele | 03.04.03 at 09:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

If they're the best our country has to offer...we're gonna have a problem here.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.04.03 at 09:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You didn't know "We Belong" was a dreadful ballad, did you? You'd think the only songbook these people have seen is the free cd that comes with a karaoke machine. Christ. There's a kid on a Cosby show rerun singing with BB King that's better than those yahoos. Damn.

¤ ¤ credit: Zuly | 03.04.03 at 09:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wow,I so agree with all of you.Simon was wrong this time.He said the wildcard group will be better and it wasn't !

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 03.04.03 at 09:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh holy crap, all the songs chosen tonight were just ... wrong. ESPECIALLY "We Belong". I think I''ll be having nightmares about that.

¤ ¤ credit: sledge | 03.05.03 at 12:49 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Compared with what's been on in past weeks, some of the wildcard group wasn't bad. Clay wasn't bad. The last girl to go wasn't too bad either. The week before, I couldn't even pick anyone out of that group that I wanted to go on... because they all just sucked, or at least chose horrible songs that made them sound like they sucked.

It's to the point where we have AI parties just for sitting around and making fun of the people on there. heh.

¤ ¤ credit: Cori | 03.05.03 at 07:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Words and Music by Dolly Parton

pssssst ... texas has a whorehouse in it.
And don't trash my boob-lovin' gal's song by giving it over to crack whore houston. Smoke this and give Dolly back her song! I have fond fond fond memories of that song and Burt Reynolds and Jim Neighbors. It's just a little bitty pissant country place ....

¤ ¤ credit: Kathy | 03.05.03 at 10:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yes babe, I'm quite aware of who wrote it originally -- and who destroyed it. ;-) But Dolly still frightens me!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.05.03 at 10:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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