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Posted: 01.30.2003
Worldwide Pants
Since my husband refuses to blog right now, I have to do it for him...


25 Lines From Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants":

  1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
  2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
  3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
  4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
  5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
  6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
  8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
  9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface attack.
  10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
  11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
  12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
  13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
  14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
  15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
  16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
  17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
  18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
  20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
  21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
  22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
  23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
  24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Khakis swing!



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Just so long as they aren't plaid pants...

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea Harris | 01.30.03 at 03:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

They've gone to plaid!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.30.03 at 03:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Me LOL at #6 cuz I just got the wav for the real quote yesterday. Too bad someone can't alter those wav's/mp3's by inserting a deadpan recording of the word "pants" in them...

¤ ¤ credit: Jody | 01.30.03 at 03:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ain't nothing like the classics. Man, I remember reading that in a text-only browser off of a newsgroup... remember those days?

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 01.30.03 at 03:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hehe, what a great list :)

¤ ¤ credit: theresa | 01.30.03 at 03:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yes, Bill -- I sure do! Now where's my Geritol?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.30.03 at 03:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

bwahahaa! Robyn, that rocked.

¤ ¤ credit: skits | 01.30.03 at 03:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*lol* Very nice, Todd-that-is-actually-Robyn.

¤ ¤ credit: Daphne | 01.30.03 at 04:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

how sad... i know every single one of those lines and where they are in what movie, what scene, etc. and i haven't seen any of those movies in years.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 01.30.03 at 04:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

These are not the pants you're looking for.

¤ ¤ credit: Lunchbox | 01.30.03 at 04:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I've got a bad feeling about these pants.

¤ ¤ credit: AntGrad | 01.30.03 at 04:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Where my prunes at!

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 01.30.03 at 07:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Look sir! Pants!

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 01.30.03 at 08:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Only your pants can destroy me. --Vader to Luke

I warn you not to underestimate my pants. --Luke to Jabba

If you fail me again, I'll put pants on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system. -- Jabba to Han

Use The Pants Luke. -- Ben to Luke

There are alternatives to pants. -- Ben to Han

Yes, I have no life, and this is WAY too much fun. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: GeekGrrl | 01.30.03 at 08:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You tell that lazy-assed husband to get back on the wagon. Or should that be off the wagon...

He's not avoiding blogging because he's drunk is he?!

¤ ¤ credit: D | 01.31.03 at 08:39 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

OK, nuh-frickin'-uh. You are way too funny. Flippin' brilliant.

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica | 01.31.03 at 09:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤


"Get this walking carpet outta my pants"

¤ ¤ credit: jake | 08.27.03 at 01:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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