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Tonight at "The Pit", Everyone Gets Laid!
Ok, screw the awards. What are you really gonna do with a rubber chicken anyway? Instead, I'm offering something much more worthwhile to all of us -- a good old fashioned pizza party. No one gets excluded. Whether you blog once a day or once a month, you still get a slice of pizza. On Blogspot? Step right up. You get two. Heaven knows you've earned it.
It's Super Bowl week. Let's get back to the important things. Like football. Porno. And books about war. Beer's in the fridge. Blogaritas are in the blender.
The only contest we need to hold is who can belch the loudest. I have a sneakin' suspicion she's gonna win that, but bring. it. on.
Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...
For real? I have a can of coke in there I can bust open... i'll kick ass, you know i will. have you ever heard anything as loud as mine? your house shook, baby!¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 06:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I can honestly say, no. I have never been so impressed by a woman in my life! ;-p¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.23.03 at 06:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I'll take her on anyday. Give me a glass of water and I'll outburp any MOFO anyday of the week?
Can I get broccoli on my pizza and while you're at it hold the pizza???¤ ¤ credit: whistler | 01.23.03 at 06:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
you can smell it [/eddie murphy]¤ ¤ credit: statia | 01.23.03 at 06:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Crap, I forgot the appetizers! This is for Solonor...
¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.23.03 at 06:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Hey, if ya'll wanna make burp .wav files, I WILL put 'em up here for a vote. It's the least I could do...¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.23.03 at 06:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Ay! What's wrong with a rubber chicken?! Bite me, eh? ;)¤ ¤ credit: Faith | 01.23.03 at 06:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Well do you have one for everyone? ;-p¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.23.03 at 06:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
'scuse me Mr.P, whistler, what evah your name is, you don't know what you're getting yourself into, i knocked shit off robyns' walls, alright, bring it on, i'm not afraid of you.¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 06:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Faith's comment made me think of those two guys...what were their names...th McKenzie brothers maybe? The guys who did the 12 days of christmas with "A beer, in a tree"...damn brain isn't working...you know, the ones that said "eh" after everything?
GAH. I'm getting old!¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 01.23.03 at 06:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Yeah Tracy, the SCTV guys, the ay is a Canadian thing, but not in my case as I'm not Canadian.
And NO, I do not have one for everyone, but I'm trying to make up for it with buttons for everyone. Especially you! ;)¤ ¤ credit: Faith | 01.23.03 at 07:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Can I have pineapple on my piece?
And a nice cold Coke and I'll join in on the burping too! I was home to visit a couple weeks ago and my parents were quite appaled when my brother and I complimented each other on our belches. :)¤ ¤ credit: Sunidesus | 01.23.03 at 07:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
:O)¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 01.23.03 at 08:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I'm thinkin' the judges are going to require audible proof here, you
Yvonne, or what evah your name is...
You have no idea who you're messin' with. I can outburp anyone in my office so you in biiiig trouble.
:-D Do you still like me????¤ ¤ credit: whistler | 01.23.03 at 09:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I'm sorry, the name is hoochie mamma, or HM, whatevah you choose, ayite? and BRING. IT. ON.
Do I still like you? shutup, you know I love you, but I will kick your ass, that is all.¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 09:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
oh, and one more thing, Skittles, or whatevah you call yo'self these days, I'll have you know I'm making a special trip to Best Buy to beat yo' ass cuz my mutha fuckin microphone isn't working!!!!!!!¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 09:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
sick of me yet robyn? sorry, oh jen, it's sooooooooo on!¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 09:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I can't burp loudly for the life of me! I can hiccup real nice, but burpings out of my league! I shall leave this one to the pros. Go Yvonne! ;)¤ ¤ credit: munin | 01.23.03 at 10:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I'm sorry, I can't imagine anyone belching louder than Yvonne. And frankly, I don't want to.¤ ¤ credit: melly | 01.23.03 at 11:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
they don't believe me melly! sigh... po' po' people¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.23.03 at 11:56 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Since I'm not eating pizza (Damn the carbs in the crust! Damn them all!), can I bring some target="_blank">chicken nuggets? And I'll bring my mom to the burping contest. She's loud, and she can say wierd phrases.¤ ¤ credit: chicky | 01.24.03 at 01:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
i want chicken and pineapple on mine! Oh, and when I was 10, i could belch strongly for a good 15 seconds.¤ ¤ credit: Paul | 01.24.03 at 12:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Alright people, you've got two days -- PROVE IT!¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.24.03 at 05:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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