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Posted: 01.09.2003 This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby
You know it's a slow news day when MSNBC is left to talk about penis enlargers on their main page. (Full article here. With such sage advice as, "So if you have 2 inches, you have enough to do the job." Are they still telling men that same line of crap to make themselves feel better? *ducks* Of course, the article was written by a man... Heh.)
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers... One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers... One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers. So let's take a quick poll... Is it the motion? Or is it the size of the ocean? (Or alternatively "size of the boat" just for Jay.)  Shouldn't the poll be, is it the motion or the size of the boat? ¤ ¤ credit: Jay | 01.09.03 at 06:52 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ You gotta have an ocean for the boat to dock at! ;-p Besides, boat didn't rhyme... ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.09.03 at 07:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Jay's right about the saying. But I think it's both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean that turns a girl's crank. How's that for mixing metaphors? I'm like Goldilocks, not too big, not too small, but j u s t right. Besides, only a bad artist blames his tools for shoddy work. ¤ ¤ credit: Lauri | 01.09.03 at 07:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤My blog. I can phrase it how I want. Nyah! ;-p ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.09.03 at 09:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤ummmmm, never mind what i was going to say, i really have no right to comment on this seeing that i've only had one penis, but i've *heard* if they're too big it can be painful and cause bladder infections, so i'm thinkin average is good, right? ok, i'll shutup now ¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 01.09.03 at 09:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Oh hells yeah -- Lori's 100% right on the Goldilocks thing, IMHO. I like being able to walk the next day. Not that I'd know from personal experience or anything... ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.09.03 at 09:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤/me looks down and stares...and then interacts with self some. whew...barely made that 2in. ;) ¤ ¤ credit: jon | 01.09.03 at 10:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Bladder infections have nuthin to do with large, erm, boats. They have to do with the boats going near places they shouldn't... um... the South Pole? South hole, maybe. Hehe. All kinds of nasty... penguins... live there and make bladder infections. Too big sucks just as much as too small. It's a combo, and different for every girl (or guy, if you swing that way), I'd think! ¤ ¤ credit: katie | 01.10.03 at 01:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Someone please tell me why this has made the song "Caribbean Queen" get stuck in my brain...and then please kill me because it has... ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 01.10.03 at 01:28 AM | link--this ¤ ¤i've always heard it as...it's not the size of the ship but the size of the waves...but to each their own :) ¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 01.10.03 at 11:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤So what about those of us who could parallel park the Titanic on a city street? ¤ ¤ credit: Will | 01.10.03 at 01:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤hey, carribean queen was the shit! ;) lol ¤ ¤ credit: nastybastard | 01.11.03 at 11:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Umm as "Dr.Roof" would say... "Baby you can't churn no buttermilk wif a toothpick!" ¤ ¤ credit: Hexbear | 01.11.03 at 06:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Given the means by which women most often achieve orgasm during intercourse, the importance of penis size will be highly subjective. Women needing clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm would be the least likely to benefit from a near to above average sized penis. Likewise, those requiring vaginal stimulation would be more likely to benefit from the middle to upper ranges of the penis size distribution. And the women blessed to have men skilled with their hands and mouths are likely to not give a shit about penis size. ;) ¤ ¤ credit: Dan Isaacs | 01.12.03 at 01:24 AM | link--this ¤ ¤If anyone ever needed an Austin Powers pump, it would be me; I think the device he had would be too large for me to use at all. Well, maybe anyway. As my father (who is similarly un-endowed proving that it is hereditary) says "Do you think a woman would rather be choked to death or tickled to death?" ¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 01.13.03 at 02:03 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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