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Posted: 12.12.2002
I try to keep her on a short leash
Random facts about me: Most people who know me in real life (offline) tend to describe me as one of the nicest individuals they've ever met. Which is all well and good. But thankfully most people never see my mean, vindictive streak that runs about as deep and wide as the Grand Canyon. If you cross me. If you attempt to publicly humilate me. And especially if you call me a whore. Well the fire and brimstone that rained down on Sodom and Gomorrah is gonna seem like a cakewalk at the county fair. I will have you saying my name bitch for each and every single day of the rest of your pathetic little life. And if you even think you're getting a link out of all of this to your "good cop" site (everyone's already seen the "bad cop" one), well then you're sadly mistaken. Even if you try and call me out by linking to mine. You crossed the wrong blonde. Just so we're crystal on that...

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul
By dropping names
I don't like those!
My God, what's that!
Oh, it's full of nasty habits
When the bitch gets back.

Happy holidays! I know I'm enjoying mine now...
The Princess of the Blogiverse

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Oh bloody hell ... don't people have better things to do rather than attack? Robyn, I'm not sure how you've managed to put up with all this bullshit ... but if you need some fire and brimstone we gots ya back baby!

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea | 12.12.02 at 07:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i pray to whatever gods there may be that I NEVER EVER EVER piss you off.

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 12.12.02 at 07:58 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robbin me thinks than u r asome... Oh wait while I translate that into the language of someone who got through the third grade! Her posts speak for her loud and clear; no one needs to even go out of their way to bash her.

¤ ¤ credit: Deb | 12.12.02 at 09:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

She's spent all day deleting her own posts, our comments, and her comments over at "Lisa's" site -- because she was getting too many hits at "her" own blog from "Lisa's" comments. It's been most entertaining watching her squirm and dig the hole even deeper. I'm sadistic like that.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.12.02 at 09:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You're damn hot when you're evil. Rrowr! ;D

¤ ¤ credit: Bill | 12.12.02 at 10:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I am missing all the fun because you didn't link her, rofl.....*sigh*

¤ ¤ credit: queen | 12.12.02 at 10:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

why is the only thing i can think when i read this is..." i got to touch tounges with the princess of the blogiverse?"

is she *still* talking shit? damn!

¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 12.12.02 at 10:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

alriiiiighty then, i'm not crazy i'm not, robyn delete my comments... my computer wigged out on me and i thought my comments hadn't posted.. i'm so sorry!!!!

i think we should try to find her someone to make her "pussy hum" already! maybe that would help get her mind of her raging jealousy of the princess of the blogiverse. it could be our "good deed" for the christmas season.

¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 12.12.02 at 10:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well every time she talks shit, she immediately goes and deletes it because it makes her look even more guilty than we already know she is. At the moment, her whole "Candi" site seems to be blank. Shocking, I know. The "guilty" person is still happily blogging away and the poor wittle innocent "victim" is rapid-deleting her own posts and comments just as fast as her fingers and mouse can fly. Again, it's a battle of wits with an unarmed person...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.12.02 at 10:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i always miss the good stuff....

¤ ¤ credit: bird | 12.12.02 at 11:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Why am I the slowpoke who is last to know EVERYTHING!!!!!11!!

(i.e. I still have no idea what's going on)

¤ ¤ credit: Girl | 12.12.02 at 11:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You tell her!!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Sandee | 12.12.02 at 11:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It won't take a genius to figure out the link to the purple blog again (it's one of the few of this nitwit's that are still up and online) -- so here are a couple of the comments recently left in case she goes on a delete-spree again tonight (comment 1, comment 2) since this blog already made the rounds in the past. I absolutely refuse to link her others. She got enough traffic out of me this week.

That way those of you feeling left out at home, can at least watch us do mop-up duty with Idiot-B-Gone.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.12.02 at 11:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

What Bill said. :0)

¤ ¤ credit: -e- | 12.13.02 at 12:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oooh, you like this?

Geez, now I'm being stalked by some crazy woman on the internet. She watches my website, stays for a long time and continues to post in my blog. She accuses me of doing things I haven't done and it is driving me insane. She copies my posts, any message I make and saves it like some wack job. I've tried to be nice to her but nothing seems to work. I'm out of patience. I think I'm going to have to get the FBI involved with this and have it end once and for all. I've tried to make peace and explain to her that it wasn't me who said anything and even gave her the opinion of calling me. I know I must be nuts to give out my phone number to a stalker but I wanted it to end. At least then she would and could tell the difference but she declined. She even has the option to block her own phone number and just dial me up but she won't. She doesn't want to end it. She would rather sit at her computer desk and wait for me to post and stalk my site. This is crazy. She of all people should understand what I'm going through because she stated on her journal that she has had problems of the same sort. Now I think she made it all up.

Me thinks me is gonna sit back and watch the fit hit the shan... Give it to her.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 12.13.02 at 12:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh I already have on that one -- see the entry above where I linked this reply that she keeps deleting. :-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.13.02 at 12:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

You know, people say the same thing about me. I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet, but I have an evil evil side to me. A very vindictive, mean side lol...but I can't write as eloquently as you do. I swear, I rant, I rave, in other words I turn in to freakin' lunatic ;)

I applaud you for keeping your cool, because i'd be freaking out on my blog about her. lol

¤ ¤ credit: Dania | 12.13.02 at 12:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn, you are the queen, aren't you? Normally one can't properly stalk a person without showing up at a movie premiere or two. Yet somehow, without even leaving your house or picking up a phone, you've managed to get threatened with law enforcement.
You ask for a miracle, I give you the F. B. I.

¤ ¤ credit: a different Bill | 12.13.02 at 12:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

"You ask for a miracle, I give you the F. B. I."
That is the BEST effing Christmas movie EVER!!!

And not all Canadians are like this- there may be one or three of us that rile (Me, for example).

I feel bad for her, the poor thing. It's like some poor newbie who wanders into their first Unreal Tournament with da Big Boyz. Never had a chance.

We all should let this go. You're sending her too much traffic!!

er.. can you and I fight now? I can use the trackback. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Quinn | 12.13.02 at 01:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Whoa.....I need to come by more frequently. Grrr! See, I read you earlier today...went about my own blogging and chores, and boom! This breaks out. Hello! Earth to Joan. I should just leave one screen up on your site all the time and keep hitting refresh. I miss too much otherwise.

Robyn, you ARE the queen of the blogging universe, honey! You ROCK!

¤ ¤ credit: Da Goddess | 12.13.02 at 02:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Um, Princess. Let's keep that straight, shall we?

¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 12.13.02 at 05:00 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Why can't we all just get along"

*smack* *punch* *kick*

Sounds like some poor Canadian hasn't been taking advantage of their socialist health care. Hello, free meds!

¤ ¤ credit: tj | 12.13.02 at 08:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

What a dork.

this purple chick is a dork and it's so freaking comical.

Will someone please tell that purple dork bitch to just let it go?

Usually I'm a bit more literate, but the last few nights were a bit rough and the coffee hasn't kicked in as of yet. Here's a warning for you kids, don't party on consecutive school nights. I thought I was back in my old college form and man the brown liquor suck up on me.

¤ ¤ credit: John | 12.13.02 at 09:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sorry I screwed up your Princess link. It's here now. Moving web hosts is a bitch...

¤ ¤ credit: Solonor | 12.13.02 at 05:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Amazing how only the "pro-robyn" posts manage to stay here, but yet no anti-robyn posts are allowed.

¤ ¤ credit: al-a-non | 12.14.02 at 11:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh there are plenty of those al -- I invite you to visit the 1779 entries I've made this year. It's the flames that don't always stay. See that little pink "*" above the comment box? If you can read, it says (and I quote):

*your IP is matched when you comment -- and I reserve the right to edit/delete any comments I do not feel are "appropriate" for my blog and/or would not want said in the presence of guests in my own home

If you came into my actual home and smeared shit on the walls, I would clean it off and kick you out. This is my cyber home, and I can do whatever I damn well please with it. That includes kicking and banning you if you choose to go anonymous with your comments in the future. You have to have a face to the name if you want to play here.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.14.02 at 04:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

exactly Robyn. you can delete what ever you wish. stupid people piss me off

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 12.15.02 at 11:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Whoa, they're right. Blogging is like High School.

¤ ¤ credit: Cody | 12.16.02 at 05:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'm so missing the point.

¤ ¤ credit: stacey | 12.16.02 at 07:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Several of us were under attack on a blog I refuse to link and give hits from my site. You can dig around the December archives starting here for more...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.16.02 at 07:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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All old ping links have been removed from this blog. Die spammers, die!

Hey pretty, don't you wanna take a ride with me through my world?

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