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Posted: 12.08.2002
The color purple
Well we're back from a fun afternoon at the snooty mall with Dan and Stacy (her hair looks fabulous, btw). After a yummy meal, we all spent way too much money and walked so much that I don't know if I'll be able to leave the couch for days now. But it was so worth it!

I had to remove all links to the Carmen-licker just now though. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. It's just not right. You might consider doing the same on your own sites -- unless of course you prefer reading the English Language for Dummies.

I noticed on her counter (and then also saw it mentioned on Mikey's site) that literally 1/4 of the total hits she's ever received have been from all of our sites today. Yes, that's right -- 25% of the traffic she's ever had occurred just today. Mr. Warhol rolled over, called me up, and her 15 minutes are so over. If you absolutely have to find out what all of the fuss is about, scroll down to the entries below this. You'll find a link to a pop-up screen capture. You can hand-type her URL in from there. So everyone wave bye-bye to the sad little accused-pedophile-defending soul now... *plonk*

And Mr. Mittens, I still think you're an ass. But I can't help myself. I'm secretly starting to develop a (strictly platonic) crush on you. You're like Jeremy Dexter in the third grade. Sure I broke his nose with a mean right hook for looking up my skirt on the playground. But he still asked me to go with him to a school dance years later. However -- this information cannot leave this room, ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Did you do any shopping for me?

And, great approach to the other bidniz!

¤ ¤ credit: Da Goddess | 12.08.02 at 09:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Mister Mittens tends to grow on you after a while :) he has that affect for some reason :)

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 12.08.02 at 09:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

He's kinda like a fungus that way, huh? ;-p

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.08.02 at 09:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sounds like you had a wonderful time. I'm glad you did!

Um, *his* site is back online.

¤ ¤ credit: Simply Sara | 12.08.02 at 11:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

25%? Wow... You're.. you're "Aint too proud to Farkette.com"!

¤ ¤ credit: Quinn | 12.09.02 at 12:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

not only that, she made popdex. She must be creamin' in her shorts right now.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 12.09.02 at 03:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

So, when do I get to look up your skirt? *wink wink* - By the way Lisa if your reading this, I’M ONLY FUCKING JOKING!

Someone named “Anonymous” over on Lisa’s site called me a moron; now I’m debating if I want to go back over to a site that approves of child molesting and open up a can of whip ass on her? Hmm, stay tuned.

[Mister Mittens – one peeping pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 12.09.02 at 06:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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