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Posted: 12.07.2002
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Am I the only one out there paranoid to lick the Christmas card envelopes after that Seinfeld episode where the cheap glue on the wedding invites kills Susan?



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Wow....I was just thinking about this too! Haven't seen that episode in a long time...but all of a sudden it crept into my mind....must be the time of year...cards and all.
I think that episode was actually based on a true story. Scary!!

¤ ¤ credit: DogsDon'tPurr | 12.07.02 at 09:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

nope. I use a sponge. are you sponge worthy?

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 12.07.02 at 09:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I always use water and the tip of my finger. I'll never lick anything like that, but not for that reason.

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 12.07.02 at 10:07 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I get those envelope moisteners from staples....I hate the envelope taste anyway.

¤ ¤ credit: sphinx | 12.07.02 at 10:36 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I don't think of that, but I do think of the episode of "Who's the Boss" when Angela kept calling off the wedding because she thought Tony's swollen lips were a psychological sign he wasn't ready, when it was really an allergy to the envelope glue.

¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 12.07.02 at 10:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Doctor: Let me ask you ; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?

George: ...Why?

Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

¤ ¤ credit: queen | 12.07.02 at 10:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

mee too....

¤ ¤ credit: shasta | 12.08.02 at 12:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

can you spare a square?

¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 12.08.02 at 12:35 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Teehee! I always think of that episode whenever I'm doing cards. I still normally lick them though because I'm just silly like that!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 12.09.02 at 11:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

No you're not! Since first seeing that episode I've discovered the wonders of a wet sponge and my finger!

¤ ¤ credit: KB f.k.a. popcorn | 12.09.02 at 12:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Don't lick envelopes. There was this bloke who liked some envelopes and there was an insect egg on it and it ended up infesting his stomach. They were crawling around inside him. I think it was an insect egg, either that or he had some kind of serious foreign infection. We've stopped licking them in work and we use a prit-stick instead.

¤ ¤ credit: sian | 12.10.02 at 11:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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