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Posted: 12.03.2002
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
After Todd's birthday party, we were called out by the left-coasters who seem to all think they can party better out there beyond the continental divide. About all they could offer up at the time were photos from impromptu gatherings. But now they've decided to pull out all the stops and throw a monstah-bash on January 4th. They're even trying to glean our guestlists to help get their freak on.

But while we're coasting nicely on our chopper after getting kicked out of the happiest place on earth (party 1, party 2, party 3, party 4, party 5), they're still putting the training wheels on their ride. So grab one of the buttons below and pledge your allegiance. Word.




Just link back to this address, and after you flip the calendar to January 5, 2003 -- let us know who takes it. Who reigns supreme. Get it on. Bang a gong. The Blogger Battle is ON!



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Oh they so don't think they can take us... Not even remotely a contest. I'm in the midle of the country tho so maybe I can play both sides against the middle (being me) and get some action on both coasts ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 12.03.02 at 10:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You're a lovah, baby -- not a fightah! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.03.02 at 10:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Technical question (new to bloggin still) what's a girl to do who's stuck in the middle...I'm in Oklahoma--So I can pledge my allegiance to either side, right ? !

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.03.02 at 10:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

If you're in Oklahoma, you have to choose East side, being as we're both from there and all. I call dibs! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.03.02 at 10:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Done deal.
Eeeeaaaaast Ssiiiiyyyydde !
Can you feel my love :)

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.03.02 at 10:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The easiest decision I ever made! ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Christi | 12.03.02 at 10:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I don't know...Jason, you're in Chicago, right? and Jewdez, you're in OK...I'm in Nebraska...we could get a whole middle of the country thing goin'....Although I think we're all pledged to Robyn..... ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 12.03.02 at 10:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh...we could call it a "middle east party" but I'm afraid we'd get bombed!!!

(lol!!!)

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 12.03.02 at 10:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Tracy -
Something about MiddleSide -- just doesn't work
:( Alleged to Robyn, of course. But we need to work on that Middleside thing :-)

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.03.02 at 10:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Since I'm Princess of the Blogiverse™, I can legally claim all Big XII schools and anything east of the Rockies in the name of Tobania!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.03.02 at 10:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I am going with the east side, ummm west side. I guess 'I'm stuck in the midle' thoug so far I've gotto say that east side kicks butt ;)

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 12.03.02 at 10:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hmm...Princess....you could come back to Oklahoma for a visit and we could have an Okie celebration!

¤ ¤ credit: sandy | 12.03.02 at 10:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah Jason, what happened to you kicking it West Coast style in a few months? Rumor has it you're not going to make it... :(

¤ ¤ credit: Gretchen | 12.03.02 at 10:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

All plains states could be considered the back siiiide!

¤ ¤ credit: dick | 12.03.02 at 10:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I hereby proclaim my allegiance with the EASTSIDEr's! baby! I can't help it if I know the right people to party with.

¤ ¤ credit: Annessa | 12.03.02 at 10:42 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Gretchen, once you go rack, you never go back!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.03.02 at 10:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I like that Dick, the back side :)

¤ ¤ credit: jewdez | 12.03.02 at 10:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

No, I'm more comfortable with the middle east side than the ASS side!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 12.03.02 at 10:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i'm prolly gonna get a cap in my ass for this... but i gosta keep it real... EAST SIIIIIIIIIIDE. oh you gotta problem with that? *takin off my big hoop earrings*

¤ ¤ credit: yvonne | 12.03.02 at 10:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sistahs are doin' it for themselves! *high fives*

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.03.02 at 10:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

The Princess spoke and said "...anything east of the Rockies..."

Yay, we've been claimed. ;)

¤ ¤ credit: anotherLisa | 12.03.02 at 11:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

ooh Yvonne you talking smack when your ass is gonna be partying with us but you'll be singing a whole new tune in a month babeee :)

Wesssssssssttttttttttttttttt side............RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 12.04.02 at 12:47 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Jan 4th is gonna rock because DJ Flashback is coming out of retirement to bring these party people the most complete set of Disco not heard since Studio 54 and maybe even Dance Fever with Danny Terrio. Look out. Once the groove gets going I am gonna get me a giddy lil' redhead and p a r t y !

¤ ¤ credit: Mark | 12.04.02 at 01:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yo! East siiiide!

¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 12.04.02 at 01:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Even though I love ya Robyn, and I spent 3/4 of my life in NH, and I make fun of Wisconsin all the time, I'm going to have to stay loyal for once... go Miiiidwest! (I put together a little image for others stuck in the middle too!) (Oh, by the way West siiiiders, don't think having 'west' in our name means we're somehow affiliated with your kind!)

¤ ¤ credit: Jason | 12.04.02 at 01:30 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Awesome image -- but please see above!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 01:38 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Of course, Your Highness. But I beseech you to allow the Miiiidwest to enjoy some measure of partial autonomy within Tobania, at least on internal matters. When it comes to foreign affairs such as these, however, we clearly must yield to your leadership. :)

¤ ¤ credit: Jason | 12.04.02 at 01:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

in the immortal words of snoop-dog, west side is the best side. (at least, I *think* that's what he mumbled)

¤ ¤ credit: wendell | 12.04.02 at 02:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Jason, you are seriously cracking me up!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 02:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

go east side, go east side. ive got my colors flying! :-)

¤ ¤ credit: Ruthie | 12.04.02 at 03:45 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sorry, I'm kicking it in San Fran. so you know it's going to be good.

¤ ¤ credit: dasheekeejones | 12.04.02 at 09:44 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

west side all the way. anybody who don't like it can kiss this

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 12.04.02 at 10:19 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

wha, we can't just type out the freakin html anymore? sheesh

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 12.04.02 at 10:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard. It's just not as fun to say midwest Jason. Yvonne, fight the urge baby, fight the urge.

¤ ¤ credit: statia | 12.04.02 at 10:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

oh hell yea MIkey show them that ass and they'll all come running fer sure :)

WEST SIDE BABEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 12.04.02 at 11:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Miiiidwest!

¤ ¤ credit: Dustin | 12.04.02 at 01:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

f the midwest. i'm from shitcago and i am heading over

WEST SIIIDEEE

¤ ¤ credit: dasheekeejones | 12.04.02 at 01:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

statia: Well, you have to say "Miiiidwest" and then right after that in a fast, reading-the-fine-print-announcer-type-voice "A subsidiary of the East siiiide." But you're right, even then it's not that fun to say... nobody said the the midwest wasn't boring... ;)

If there are enough of us midwesters, we've got to find a time and place to get together. I'd offer to host a party here at our apartment (already got three bloggers ready to party: myself, Deb, and Feeny) but there's not a lot of room, and Wisconsin isn't the most central meeting point... but if there's interest it's a possibility...

¤ ¤ credit: Jason | 12.04.02 at 01:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

jimnice reprezentin' da east, dirty!

¤ ¤ credit: jimnice | 12.04.02 at 02:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

East siiiide babeeee!

¤ ¤ credit: bozzy | 12.04.02 at 02:54 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Uuuuuuuuuuurge? She's got the urge to herbal.

East siiiiiiide is in the hizzouse!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 03:06 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Iím in the Miiiidwest and yield to no man, let alone some chick in Tampa.

[Mister Mittens Ė One unyielding pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 12.04.02 at 05:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Who says we want you anyway?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 05:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO - You got a point there! Are you over your loss yet?

[Mister Mittens - One unwanted pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 12.04.02 at 06:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

There was never anything to get over. Getting you to crawl back in that hole you came out of has been the only problem.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 06:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Iron Chef! Nobody else picked up the reference?!?!?

¤ ¤ credit: Michael | 12.04.02 at 07:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*ding, ding, ding* We have a winnah!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 07:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It's all about my homies on the east side yo! Woooooord.

¤ ¤ credit: Rachel | 12.04.02 at 08:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh come on now Robyn, you know you love me cause Iím original, donít kiss any ass, can think for myself and donít agree with every little word you blog - I unlike the majority of the lemmingsÖ

[Mister Mittens Ė One virtuous pussy]

¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 12.04.02 at 11:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

It sounds like someone seriously over-estimates their importance in this world to me. I'm sure most of my readers would love to know that you consider them lemmings, however. Oh wait, they probably find you about as insignificant a blip on their radars as I do. Nevermind...

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 12.04.02 at 11:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yo yo yo! Us rural bloggers got it goin' on. We know a good time when we see one.

Cow tipping anyone?

EASTSIIIIIDE

¤ ¤ credit: | 12.05.02 at 12:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yo yo yo! Us rural bloggers got it goin' on. We know a good time when we see one.

Cow tipping anyone?

EASTSIIIIIDE

¤ ¤ credit: whistler | 12.05.02 at 12:23 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh yeah, I got my blue banner!

¤ ¤ credit: Groovy Robin | 12.05.02 at 05:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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¤ ¤ credit: ACK! | 12.05.02 at 05:22 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

::raises the roof::

¤ ¤ credit: bozzy | 12.06.02 at 12:34 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Eastside comin' atcha from the snowy northwoods.

¤ ¤ credit: alisa | 12.06.02 at 07:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Nobody parties like NYers. >:)

EAST SIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!

¤ ¤ credit: ravenwolf | 12.07.02 at 12:54 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

...And after looking at the pictures of YOUR parties...

Damn you guys rock! HELL YEAH! :)

¤ ¤ credit: ravenwolf | 12.07.02 at 01:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Westside, Eastside, Midwest...frankly, you're all missing the science of partying. The whole world knows that nobody parties as hard as the English.

Big up the English masseeeeve.

¤ ¤ credit: Englishman | 12.07.02 at 01:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ain't nothin' like a welsh-side blogger ...

¤ ¤ credit: sian | 12.07.02 at 03:16 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh, party and England words that don't go together..

¤ ¤ credit: sian | 12.07.02 at 03:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You mean like 'Welsh' and 'Sheep-shagger' don't go together? ;o) In fact, I went to a couple of good parties in Cardiff one time. Oh, and one in Aberystwyth. But it was mainly an English contingent, so I guess that's why it was so good.

¤ ¤ credit: Englishman | 12.08.02 at 10:12 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

East Siiiide for now. Next [school] year, hopefully West Siiiide (Either Pasedina or LA, hopefully :) )

¤ ¤ credit: jazy | 12.08.02 at 01:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I guess the old ones are the best ... there's absolutely no way you could have had a good party in Aberystwyth.

¤ ¤ credit: sian | 12.08.02 at 04:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hehehe. You got it. You know I'm right. In any case, any party is at least half decent as long as there is no Avril Lavigne.

¤ ¤ credit: Englishman | 12.08.02 at 08:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

eyo yang here reppin DIRY JERZEEE! no one beatz da east side n i kno all u west siders wish u were hittin up atlantic city. n i also kno u want 2 do sum shoppin in ny cuz we got da lv n gucci on lock.

-diry jerzee's finest

¤ ¤ credit: Yang Bang | 12.09.02 at 09:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

haha my fault: DIRTY jerzee

¤ ¤ credit: Yang Bang | 12.09.02 at 09:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Westside 4 lyfe!

¤ ¤ credit: Krys | 01.27.03 at 07:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

um... who won?

¤ ¤ credit: jcterminal | 03.09.03 at 12:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

NORTH SIDE! WOOT WOOT!

¤ ¤ credit: sezzylilgurl | 06.12.03 at 09:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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