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Posted: 09.25.2002 Who wrote the book of love? Velvet. It's as simple as that.
“When a girl has sex and gets paid for it, most people call it prostitution and think of it as ugly,” [Heidi Fleiss] the ex-madam writes. “It is really an act of caring and consideration . It shows that the man cares about her bills getting paid, and that she has nice things like cars and clothes....things to make her life easier.”
-- Heidi Fleiss, in “Pandering” "I knew from that very first moment that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste." That's it. I'm going to start charging Todd. Viva la Revolución!  There was a couple on Oprah where the husband paid the wife for sex, and he thought it was great, he got the housework done, the cleaning, the cooking and got laid and his wife didn't have to go out into the workforce. She just felt like a hooker, and they had Dr Phil there mediating. It was quite funny to see the smirk on the husbands face when he thought he had the perfect situation. The wife on the other hand was a bit weird. She didn't want to go out and work, she would have cooked, cleaned and bonked anyway. I don't see the big deal. Perhaps it was his manner 'get down and boogie or you're not getting your allowance this week sweetie!' It is an intersting concept though ;) ¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 09.25.02 at 07:41 AM | link- -this ¤ ¤ Hmm, very interesting reading. Just this cat's number one rule: “You always get what you pay for” so maybe shopping around might be advised, if you consider the cost ratio for quantity vs. quality. Actual this might fall under my second rule: “Someone will screw you for a dollar if they can” I also find it interesting how women always put themselves in the role of the one being paid service. So how would you girls feel about if your man decided to start charging you for service? Sorry cash only and NO credit cards accepted. - LMAO! [Mister Mittens – One serviced pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 11:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Hmm, looks like I have some issues with BOLD [Mister Mittens - One bold pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 11:08 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Let's see if that fixes the bold issue. I'd charge Eric, but since we're Canadian, I'd have to charge GST. I'm not too sure how that would calculate. :) ¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 09.25.02 at 11:32 AM | link--this ¤ ¤What if I'm an American having sex with a Candaian? What currency do we exchange?? ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 11:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Leave it to a man to screw up the BOLD. ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 11:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤About 40% off [Mister Mittens - One bargain pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 11:44 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Why hello there Tracy, and how is my little Husker fan doing today, I’ve missed you numerous comments. By the way this is for you, but I’m SURE you’ve already seen this somewhere: The Nebraska Cornhuskers' football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours in Lincoln. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Solich immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again. [Mister Mittens – One powdery pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 11:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Will someone please inform the pussy who posted previously that I don't play with people who can't take what they dish out? Thanks. And Robyn, sorry to do that in YOUR blog, but since *certain people* feel the need to re-post in your blog what they previously posted in their own to try and get my attention, I felt it was warrented. Sorry, won't do it again. ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 12:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤By the way warranted and Canadian I hate it when I spell stuff wrong. ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 12:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Robyn - Sorry about the BOLD thing, I’m not sure how I did that? Please delete my comments to resolve the issue. Tracy - LMAO, Thanks for making me laugh, I need it today… [Mister Mittens – One strained pussy] -this ¤ ¤Wow Heidi really really lives in a fantasy world to think the guys "care" about her finances holy crap all they care about is getting laid and the payment is for them to leave afterwards :) ¤ ¤ credit: gnome-girl | 09.25.02 at 01:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Mr. Mittens...a lesson in bolding... <B> starts a BOLD tag </B> stops a BOLD tag You forgot the slash in every single instance across more than one comment. To the kitty litter time out for you! -this ¤ ¤Sorry about that I was in a hurry; it’s sometimes hard to multitask between commenting to posts and system administration. Who are you picking in this weeks bigger games, like Nebraska at Iowa State or USC vs. Oregon St. Btw – Oklahoma vs. South Florida is not a big game, is it even on television? This weeks odds - http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/odds.html [Mister Mittens – One timed-out pussy] -this ¤ ¤Sorry babe, but if you don't have the time to type the HTML tags properly, I'm going to suspend your right to use them... I'm going with Iowa State over Nebraska (sorry Tracy!), and USC over Oregon St. And I've never claimed OU vs. USF is a "big game" nationally. But it definitely is locally. It also has the nostalgia aspect since the USF AD is Lee Roy Selmon -- former OU great and Tampa Bay Buc Hall of Famer. That said, it will be televised nationally on WTBS at 7 p.m. EDT. This will be USF's first nationally televised game. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 04:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤If Iowa State wins, then Solich better plan on STAYING in Iowa. Not that I'm saying I favor the Huskers to win...I'm just saying it could be unhealthy for Frank Solich of they don't. ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 04:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Yup, no more HTML tags for me – cause I isn’t smart nough to use them proper like. WOW, you’re going with IOWA STATE? I’m not sure they got enough weapons to win that game, but I wish them luck anyway. I agree with you on USC over Oregon St. I’ll tell you what you give me twice the line (54 points) on the Oklahoma vs. South Florida game and I’ll take South Florida! I guess I can make fun of the Corn Huskers all I want now because *someone* isn’t talking to me anymore, so here goes: Question: How do you come to own a small business in Nebraska? Question: What did the Iowa State player say to the Cornhusker grad? Question: How does a Nebraska girl earn money for college? Question: What's the last thing a Nebraska stripper takes off? Question: What is the difference between a Nebraska cheerleader and a catfish? Question: How does a Nebraska girl turn on the lights after having sex? Question: What do a tornado and a Nebraska cheerleader have in common? Question: How do you keep a Nebraska corn husker out of your yard? Question: Why do Nebraska fans like to have sex with the lights off? Question: Why is ice no longer available at Nebraska football games? Question: How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader out of your dorm room? Question: What does the average Nebraska football player get on his SAT? Question: Why do Nebraska cheerleaders wear bibs? Question: How do they practice safe sex in Lincoln? Question: Why are there no Nativity scenes on the Lincoln campus at Christmas? [Mister Mittens – One dumb pussy] -this ¤ ¤Yeah, definitely going with Iowa State -- they may prove me wrong, but those kids are scrappers. I'm honestly more worried about that game for us than tex-ass. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 05:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤"Tex-ass" LMAO - thats funny! Who are your favorite college teams? [Mister Mittens - One Texas-sized pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 05:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Chey, Charlie Sheen made a quote to that effect! LOL! ""The beauty of a hooker is that you don't pay her to have sex with you, you pay her to leave afterwards." ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 05:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤My favorite teams...well duh, OU! Second-string would be Bama (tradition rich, just like OU, and they aren't orange), South Florida (local boys), Nebraska (life has never been the same since we quit meeting them Thanksgiving weekend), and formerly the Gators (just because I loved to watch Spurrier's fun-n-gun and he's one of Bobby's mentors, but could care less about 'em under Zook). ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 05:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Michigan – Lived there [Mister Mittens – One supportive pussy] -this ¤ ¤In total agreement there -- nothing gives me more joy than watching Ohio State lose (unless, of course, it's tex-ass). I can't cheer on the 'Canes though. They broke our heart too many times in the Orange Bowl...and they're orange. My rule of thumb is, if ever in doubt, eliminate the orange teams from the mix. The Gators were only acting under a special mentor clause for my coach under Spurrier (and we had Spurrier Jr. on our staff at the time). ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 05:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I'm crushed. I never knew you hated the 'Canes that much. Besides, we also wear green and white with the orange. *sniff, sniff* -this ¤ ¤I don't hate the 'Canes. I just don't like losing the MNC's... ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 05:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤I believe that it will be [Mister Mittens – One dancing pussy] -this ¤ ¤That's it. Out of my blog! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 06:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤WOOHOO!!!!! (kissing Robyn's feet) I'm screen printing that baby. ¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 09.25.02 at 06:48 PM | link--this ¤ ¤ROFLMFAO! [Mister Mittens - One predicting pussy] ¤ ¤ credit: Mister Mittens | 09.25.02 at 08:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
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