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Posted: 09.23.2002 Fire the cannons!
Hey, Al Michaels!
They set off the cannons when you get in the red zone, you big dumbfuck. Is John rubbing off on you? (Only during commercials, Todd says.) The people in charge of the pirate ship were quite aware we hadn't scored...yet. But now we have, so there they go again. Sheesh. That's a real crack research team you got there.
 The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. ¤ ¤ credit: statia | 09.23.02 at 11:04 PM | link- -this ¤ ¤ No, the white zone is for loading and unloading. There's no stopping in a red zone! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.23.02 at 11:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤How about the discussion about Tampa vs. Tampa Bay, and how Johnny Boy said he always calls it Tampa Bay so there aren't any arguments. (Of course, I immediately thought "Well, Robyn's site is tampatantrum. Not tampabaytantrum. But I wonder what she calls it.) My life, using blogs as my only reference. ¤ ¤ credit: zuly | 09.23.02 at 11:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Oooh boy. Well there's Tampa, there's Tampa Bay (the Bay waters), St. Petersburg, and the Tampa Bay area (surrounding towns and suburbs including Tampa and St. Pete). I didn't call it tampbaytantrum since it wasn't a play on words of temper tantrum. ;-) But when referring to our professional sports teams, all three have "Bay" in their titles. ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.23.02 at 11:30 PM | link--this ¤ ¤See, that's why I live in Jersey. No complications like that. :-) ¤ ¤ credit: zuly | 09.23.02 at 11:51 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Wow, that last pass from Warner was right on target. And Madden was dead-on, too: "Winning's a great deodorant." Brilliant. ¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 09.24.02 at 12:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤You're just mad because I want you to have an abortion, Stacia, the red zone has never been for the unloading and loading of passengers. ¤ ¤ credit: peat | 09.24.02 at 10:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤John Madden is going to drive me fucking crazy. The whole Tampa / Tampa Bay thing...*snort* On another note, it was funny to see Warner looking like he was going to cry. Everytime the camera focused in on him on the sidelines, all I could managed to do was shout out a big ass "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH". Oh how I love football :) ¤ ¤ credit: Jen | 09.25.02 at 12:19 PM | link--this ¤ ¤LMAO Jenn! I was laughing at the near-tears shots as well. The "Greatest Show on Earth" has left the building... Please tip your hostess ladies and gents! ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.25.02 at 03:55 PM | link--this ¤ ¤Hey stoooge - like I said on the other post, leave football to those who know what football is. Its the Greatest Show on TURF. Not earth. Much as I hate the Rams, if you are going to bust them for their arrogance, at least get their motto correct. Go away little girl, squeak and squeal at Brad Pitt movies, go shopping at the Mall and waste yoru mans money, but please do not tread these waters of football unless you REALLY want to get into it. Just because it was "the thing to do" in college (yes, I know you went to all of the home games, maybe even painted your face, but really, did you honestly watch the game? And no, cheering with the rest of the crowd when the team did something good does not count. Also, tailgating is only PART of the traditions). Greatest show on TURF. ¤ ¤ credit: Steve | 09.27.02 at 09:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Turf not earth? Hmmm...then I wonder why the St. Louis Post referred to them as such (EARTH) multiple times in this article dated 09/24/02. Or USA Today did in this Super Bowl article? Or CNN/SI in in this one? Or perhaps SuperBowl.com in this one? Have I done enough research for you yet, ye of limited mental intellect? Perhaps you should get your hearing checked. You were just made to look like a dumbass BY A GIRL. A girl who has lived and breathed nothing but football since the day she was born because her Grandfather made sure of it. A girl who knows her X's and her O's and refuses to sit at the girls-table and talk shopping from kickoff to final whistle. And for the record...Brad Pitt? C'mon. Give me some credit. Everyone knows Rivers gives me shivers. Oh yeah, I forgot...my bad. YOU CAN'T FUCKING READ. Little girl? The only thing I see little around here is the size of your brain. I'm quite sure it matches your other equipment... ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 09.27.02 at 05:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Can't get rid of that painful, burning feminine itch? Just ask Steve for advice! ¤ ¤ credit: Steve | 09.27.02 at 11:09 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Erectile dysfunction...it's no longer a secret shame. Just ask iggles. ¤ ¤ credit: iggles | 12.14.02 at 11:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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