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Posted: 09.18.2002
I'm a playah hatah, yo!
Ok boys and girls -- the event you've all been waiting for! Let's open the "Please P. Diddy, Ruin This Song, Too" mailbag once again... (New entries starting here.) Select gems from this crop include:

Who the fuck are you to talk about P. Diddy like that?! Your ass isn't even famous...maybe you should consider that in your reply. And who the hell would want to put your bitch ass on national tv anyways...if they do they'd just be hating on you...no one in their right mind would side with you. Your site doesn't even serve any purpose except to get your ass kicked by P. Diddy...I'm sure if he knew about your site your ass would be banned from the internet forever...just like P. Diddy will kick ass forever. And if he doesn't find out about this site...I'm going to be famous one day, and I'll have you removed from the internet. I have a lot more to say, but I don't feel like wasting any more of my time with you...I have things to do unlike your bored ass. oh...one more thing...What's with all your corny ass sayings on your webpage?! That's all.


u fuckign dick ass how ur mad ass fuck.


hey i just wanna let u kno that u are a fuckin bitch...P didys the shit and u suck...Too badd ull never be as famous or as rich as him..hmmm u just must be a lil jeleous...It's just too bad that Biggie had to give him the name of an "average" Nintendo character! Coincidence? Nahhhh!
  ^And uhh that waas wicked rude...Biggie was awesome...Never diss him, Have some respect hes dead....You deff. Must have a life makin this web-site to beat up diddy like this..Well i already wasted like 2 minutes of my time with this..
  So see ya bitch!

For those new to my blog, I started the anti-Puff Daddy P. Diddy site as a joke in 1998. It has been updated exactly once (when Puffy changed his name) since then, other than to add to the mailbag 2-3 times a year. But still the hate mail pours in... Some even describe new mail days as better than opening their Christmas presents, because you don't have to stand in those pesky return lines afterwards.

So there you go. A full evening's worth of free entertainment!

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

Sad. So very very sad.
But funny.

You are such a hatin' biotch, Robyn. What are we gonna do with u?

*walks away in hysterics*

¤ ¤ credit: jen | 09.18.02 at 04:41 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Man, you better be scared! You're going to be banned from the Internet FOREVER!

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 09.18.02 at 04:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Isn't it amazing the intelligence level of those who defend the "Diddy". If yous a playah hatah, we all playah hatahs 2, yo!

¤ ¤ credit: Stephanie | 09.18.02 at 04:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

internet access at the library is obviously a great idea.

¤ ¤ credit: slappin | 09.18.02 at 04:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

u fuckign dick ass how ur mad ass fuck.

hmmm. verbs are all around you. pick one.

¤ ¤ credit: redsugar | 09.18.02 at 05:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah, P. Diddy's *the shit* all right...dog shit!

Ooops...that's an insult to the poor doggie! My bad!

I find it hilarious that these people who love this loser so much can't even spell his name right.

Keep up the great work, Robyn!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine with an M. | 09.18.02 at 05:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Who knew P. Diddy fans were so literate? I admit that, until now, I didn't know they could write at all.

¤ ¤ credit: Kim | 09.18.02 at 05:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my goodness, reading all of those had me rolling on the floor!! Sometimes people should read what they're saying before they send that email. There's not a single valid argument anywhere in any of those emails. Nor is there anything remotely resembling correct spelling or grammar - oh, how embarrassing :)

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 09.18.02 at 10:10 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh, how I yearn for these periodic mailbag updates. What complete freaks!

And I beg to differ. Your ass IS famous. Hehe.

¤ ¤ credit: Byaaaatch | 09.18.02 at 10:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

it IS christmas all over. gotta check the stocking now!

¤ ¤ credit: Stu D. | 09.18.02 at 10:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"P didys the shit" uh yeah... isnt' that the whole point of the site? Duh...

¤ ¤ credit: jana | 09.18.02 at 10:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

You should make buttons, so we can all honor that site. And point out the education level of Diffy fans.

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 09.19.02 at 12:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I live for that stuff!! *snort*
Be careful, Rob... you don't wanna be banned from the internet by those millions of fans who can't be wrong. Sheesh.

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 09.20.02 at 02:09 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I hadn't read through the mailbag before, though I'd been to the site. I have to say, "Y don't U shut up and knit" just absolutely begs to be a catch phrase.

¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 09.22.02 at 03:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

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All old ping links have been removed from this blog. Die spammers, die!

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