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Posted: 08.29.2002
Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man
I'm completely shocked that my invitation wasn't in the mail. *sniff* I'm crushed. No really...I am.

I'm not sure which funnier -- that the invite actually had to define what "fly shit" is, or that it mandates the ladies must be "waxed".



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Merciful Zeus! How I love the Smoking Gun.

¤ ¤ credit: Sekimori | 08.29.02 at 05:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

without having looked at the invite, i guessed a little too literally what "fly shit" was...

¤ ¤ credit: redsugar | 08.29.02 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I wish I were invited. I've got fly shit. Really.

¤ ¤ credit: wP wKiddy | 08.29.02 at 05:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

That guy really is a total f***ing wanker. I can't imagine any true friends he has would be impressed with that shit. What a L-O-S-E-R!!

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.29.02 at 06:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I just looked through the photo album of previous parties, and I see Ben Stiller previewed "Magnum" at the party, with Adam Sandler next to him trying to imitate, but only acheiving "Blue Steel"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/puffyalbum3.html - see last photo

¤ ¤ credit: Jessica Parker | 08.29.02 at 07:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

How pathetic is he that his parties are sponsored? Reebok and Motorola are paying for it and he's acting like he's the swankest thing in the world. Vomit, vomit, vomit. Kevin Spacey and Heath Ledger were with him in France? Is no one sacred from the P. Diddy's smarmy reach? Blech.

¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 08.29.02 at 07:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i always tell all my friends and their guests to make sure they are properly waxed before attending my parties :) how uncreative of p.d.! :)

haha

¤ ¤ credit: ericalynn | 08.29.02 at 09:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yes, but did anyone here have the guts to call and RSVP? I did! And to sweeten the deal, I borrowed a name from one of Mikey's posts earlier today.

I just RSVP'd Ms. Amanda Banger. (and of course I had to give them my actual celly) I wonder if they will call?

¤ ¤ credit: John | 08.29.02 at 09:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

What, P. Doody doesn't offer in-house waxing? Screw that, I'm tossing my invite. And I had the rollers to wear in my hair all picked out. I even ironed my best muumuu!

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea Harris | 08.29.02 at 11:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Awww, I thought it was Dolce Cabana

¤ ¤ credit: karen | 08.30.02 at 12:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

It's a sad, sad day when your parties are sponsored. what a farkin' tool this moron is.

¤ ¤ credit: courtney | 08.30.02 at 12:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Once again, someone drops their OWN name. A difficult and asinine task... He's such an idiot.

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 08.30.02 at 03:15 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Do not disturb the sexy!

¤ ¤ credit: jesse | 08.30.02 at 12:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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