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Posted: 08.25.2002
What I want you got - and it might be hard to handle
So John Oates - formerly of Hall and Oates - wants to make a comeback. Well I'm sorry sweetie, but you were never "there" to begin with. I give you all Exhibit A and Exhibit B. (Yes, I purchased the album "Voices" with my allowance in the third grade. Wanna make something of it? Didn't think so...) Notice the tight pink pants. The jazz hands pose. The white leather pointy boots. The sleeveless Pitts shirt which managed to show off just that... Even for the 80s, there simply was no excuse. I wasn't even 10 years old at the time and I knew you weren't cool.

I've heard the backup tracks. Daryl had the voice. Daryl had the looks. You were the epitome of 'cheesy moustache man'. You...got lucky buddy. Good luck with that solo career! *snicker*



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Oh nooooo... please tell me he is kidding! *shudder*

¤ ¤ credit: Christi | 08.25.02 at 08:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

ALL I could think of when looking at his old pics was that commercial that went (in baby-talk voice), "Who's my little moustache man? Who's the little moustache man..." LOL!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.25.02 at 08:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO!!!

¤ ¤ credit: Christi | 08.25.02 at 08:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO ... so true, so true.

¤ ¤ credit: Amy | 08.25.02 at 11:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well.... I could care less about John Oates, but even Ringo pulled off a decent solo song or two. And, I mean, if there was ever a poster child for lucking into a good thing, it was Ringo Starr.

¤ ¤ credit: John Kenneth Fisher | 08.26.02 at 12:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Beatles. Hall and Oates. You do the math. Even a "bad" Beatle is/was still...a Beatle. That's apples to oranges m'man. ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.26.02 at 12:15 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

ya...he may be as big as U2..dont think so.

¤ ¤ credit: Alteredboy | 08.26.02 at 12:22 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Speaking of U2, if anyone cares, their newest single, Electrical Storm, is out to take a listen to... u2log.com has the links! It's pretty good.

¤ ¤ credit: katie | 08.26.02 at 01:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

One on one, I wanna play that game tonight...

Bang bang bang (Sound of me hitting myself in the head with a ball peen hammer to get that song out of my head.)

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea Harris | 08.26.02 at 04:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I can't go for that. No can do.

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.26.02 at 04:57 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Haha, the title of the album is kinda punny, too. I can't imagine that it's really good funk ...

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 08.26.02 at 10:29 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Re: your apples v. oranges...

Yeah. You're right. What the hell is John Oates thinking?

¤ ¤ credit: John Kenneth Fisher | 08.26.02 at 06:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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