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Posted: 08.23.2002 Still they hate you - you're a vegetable
So wrong. So very, very wrong... Yet another young life for Michael Jackson to destroy. Welcome to the world, Prince Michael II. (Yes, that is his name. Older brother is now Prince Michael I.) Fortunately your father will be able to afford all that Prozac you're going to need. The baby made its debut at a Vegas Siegfried and Roy show. <insert your own joke here>
P.S. UPDATE: Bravo!  Great, as if seeing this page wasn't bad enough, he's gone and procreated again. Where did he ever find the time? ¤ ¤ credit: annessa | 08.23.02 at 12:37 AM | link- -this ¤ ¤ Let me guess if he has another boy it will be Prince Micheal III. So wrong on so many levels. ¤ ¤ credit: Shelli | 08.23.02 at 12:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤Years ago, when *Thriller* was big, there was a Michael Jackson doll...the same size as Barbie et al. You know how they do the news thing on *Saturday Night Live*? Well, I remember this one thing where they reported that the Michael Jackson doll was anatomicaly correct...and to prove it, they pulled down the doll's pants...and there was NOTHING there! I wish that was for real! This sicko should NOT be able to reproduce! And as for the bimbo he is married to...well, she must LOVE money more than anything else in the whole world. I can't imagine any woman actually WANTING to sleep with MJ...just too scary and creepy for me! (shuddering at the very thought!) -this ¤ ¤We're rocking at gnomedex and we're rip roaring drunk. I'm currently at Lori's apartment with a large band of revelers. rock and roll...sorry you're not here Robyn and Todd. Chris Marc and Kirk hint....check the lockergnome web cams. -this ¤ ¤Hey 'Dexers! Just saw you on camera! Will you flash for cash? ;-) ¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 08.23.02 at 02:26 AM | link--this ¤ ¤And apparently his daughter's name is Paris Michael? All I can say is, Oh Dear God. ¤ ¤ credit: andrea | 08.23.02 at 02:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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