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Posted: 07.30.2002
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
Ok, when you see the headline "Heaven-or-hell argument ends with shotgun slaying", you can't help but be drawn in like a bad train-wreck. Oh wait, my bad. That story is here. Where was I? Oh yeah. Two guesses where this latest little fracas occured <dramatic pause>... That's right -- my favorite state in the Union -- Texas. And even better still, it was in GODLEY, TEXAS. This stuff just really writes itself, doesn't it? Stay with me here...


Johnson County Sheriff Bob Alford said a witness who was the designated driver for the group told police the four men were sitting at a table outside a trailer park after their night on the town and began arguing about religion.

The talk became heated when the subject turned to who would go to heaven and who would go to hell.

Stoker said he would settle the argument and went into a house and returned with a shotgun, which he loaded and placed in his mouth, Alford said the witness reported.

"The victim Joslin then took the gun out of Stoker's mouth, saying, 'If you have to shoot somebody, shoot me,"' Alford said, citing the witness report.

The shotgun went off, hitting Joslin in the chest and killing him.

No official word yet as to whether or not Joslin ended up at the Pearly Gates, or two-steppin' for all eternity in a pit of hot lava. (Read the full article at CNN.com.)



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And the winner of the 2002 Darwin Awards is...

¤ ¤ credit: Veshka | 07.30.02 at 02:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Awwww, man... Veshka beat me to the punch line!

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 07.30.02 at 04:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

And how true it'is, too!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 07.30.02 at 04:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Haha, good old Darwin Awards. That would definitely qualify at least :)

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 07.30.02 at 11:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

please, please tell me that there's no next of kin...

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 07.30.02 at 11:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Fuckin sad.

¤ ¤ credit: Amy | 07.30.02 at 03:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Simple Rules for Avoiding this type of thing:
1. Don't Drink--guns don't kill people drunk people with guns often do though
2. Don't drink in a trailer court setting.
3. Don't argue about religion when there are guns nearby.
4. Never volunteer to be shot.
5. Read the Bible and believe what is says that the dead no nothing and that they are but asleep and not off to any other place but six feet under a bunch of dirt and if their lucky a shady tree, with lush grass and minimal worms and maybe a clever tombstone and pretty flowers that are not fake.

peat

¤ ¤ credit: peat | 07.30.02 at 04:02 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

oops guess that would be "know" not "no" ^up there. shows my intelligence level. p

¤ ¤ credit: peat | 07.30.02 at 04:13 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Some people are crazy !!

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 07.30.02 at 04:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Sometimes I'm proud to say I'm in Texas. Then something like this happens. Damn I need to move :)

¤ ¤ credit: ben | 07.31.02 at 12:42 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ain't nuthin rong with livin in a trailer if'n you's a nice person. We jist style hair an such. Those people be crazy and why we git us a shotgun by the door whiles we sleep.

¤ ¤ credit: Beulah | 07.31.02 at 01:04 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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