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Posted: 07.17.2002
Oops baby. Very oops.
Just seen on TV... This past weekend in the Miss Greater Bay Area pageant (part of the Miss California / Miss America pageant) judges were left with lipstick all over their faces instead of their teeth. A mistake early in the show had first-runner up Nicole Lamarche not even making the top 10 finalists. The outgoing Miss California, Stephanie Baldwin, called the name of the Rachelle King at the end of the finalists list. Miss King came forward -- but whoa, hold on a second. Sorry hon, gotta take those roses, crown, and screwing in the lightbulb wave visions back.

Then Miss California announced to the contestants and crowd that there had been a mix-up and that the real fianlist was Nicole Lamarche. The two women embraced as they exchanged places. (I'm sure there was a bitch or two under Rachelle's breath.) The real finalist Miss Lamarche went on to place second in the pageant.

What did the winner want just moments after her crowning? A "super burrito", of course. (Article from fresnobee.com.)

[claws out] Now that her reign is over, I think Miss Baldwin would make a great spokeswoman for Flowbee. [/claws back in]



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



The envelopes weren't being handled by Anderson Consulting, were they? Oh, guess not...they weren't shredded.

Aside: Love the new digs! When's the housewarming?

¤ ¤ credit: Wendell | 07.17.02 at 05:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

See, the only thing that would have made that better is if, as Rachelle King stood their waiting for her crown, they yelled "psych" and gave it to the other gal.

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 07.17.02 at 05:17 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh my god! The flowbee is the "Suck-Cut" from Wayne's World. ...and it really does suck!

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 07.18.02 at 12:25 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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