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Posted: 06.27.2002
I came to help restore your pluck...
Dear Sandra,

I have seen your ass all 20 times you have mailed it to me in the last two days (at every single account I have). I promise. Really, I have. I wouldn't lie to you. Although it is nice, I have seen better to be honest. I also do not want to download your MPEG and watch you <censored for mom!> -- there's no telling where that ass has been. Now go away and pester that guy who wants his penis enlarged naturally -- I'm quite sure he could use your help/services.

Love,
Robyn



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



I love the ads for the penis enlargement pill. They actually ran an ad once during the Screensavers! I bout blew my redbull out my nose I was laughing so hard. Sure it's the perfect audience for it probably but after 2 weeks on what has to be viagra-extreme, your pecker might be bigger but your heart explodes.

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 06.27.02 at 01:40 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

How come you get all the cool spam, and all I get are Nigerians wanting to share millions with me. Digital ass over fake cash anyday.

¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 06.27.02 at 01:56 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh I get those, too...believe me!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.27.02 at 02:02 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Dear Mom,
She didn't really just say "penis". She didn't even really MEAN "penis". She's just talking about a donkey, and not an ass. Please don't get upset and take away Robyn's cereal.

Love,
Hoopty

¤ ¤ credit: hoopty | 06.27.02 at 02:09 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

LMAO -- thank you Hoopty! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.27.02 at 02:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

yep, same naughty chica has been in my email repeatedly as well. hmmph.

¤ ¤ credit: kismet | 06.27.02 at 05:12 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Had to mention that I love the Ferris Bueller reference.

¤ ¤ credit: arkbear | 06.27.02 at 08:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Haha, I love filters - although by this point, I have so many set, I'm not sure I'm even getting the mail I do want all the time ;)

¤ ¤ credit: ste | 06.27.02 at 08:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Yeah, I've been getting the same emails too - and I thought it was from my old girlfriend Sandra... boy was I shocked to see what I thought she was up to now!

Then I was disappointed when she didn't look as good as my old GF...

¤ ¤ credit: Zaldor | 06.27.02 at 09:59 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

For some reason, I get spammed with incest porn. That's just plain gross.

¤ ¤ credit: Mike | 06.27.02 at 10:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

My inbox has rcvd about a 100 of these things I am 100% sick of it. Bad thing is the URL at the bottom of that page is linked to a virus.

¤ ¤ credit: Todd | 06.27.02 at 11:05 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

ha ha!

¤ ¤ credit: bran | 06.27.02 at 11:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

ha ha!

¤ ¤ credit: bran | 06.27.02 at 11:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Thanks for the bleep--appreciate that. :) I guess that soap I used when you were younger worked? :)

¤ ¤ credit: | 06.27.02 at 12:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

At least they are getting more creative with their spams. I like the ones today that just said "I like to FUCK!" That was all it said and had a URL. Cracked me up to no end.

¤ ¤ credit: C.C. | 06.27.02 at 01:38 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I get them all. The newest ones...regarding *barnyard animals*. At least they mention this in the subject line so I don't have to open it!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 06.27.02 at 03:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

::Sings the Monty Python 'Spam' song to keep up Robyn's spirits during the attack::

¤ ¤ credit: Nathan | 06.27.02 at 04:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

OMG! I've been getting TONS of those emails - the same exact one! What is UP with that??

¤ ¤ credit: Jennifer | 06.27.02 at 10:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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