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Posted: 06.11.2002
Gentlemen prefer blondes?
E! has a ranking (with photos) of "Hollywood's 25 Hottest Blondes". Could they have picked a more frightening photo of Jaime Pressly there? Her chest looks like old leather. Kim Cattrall needs to keep her neckline covered more often and lay off the plastic surgery -- she's getting Joan Rivers perma-grin face. And dear God, Pamela. Eeep! [/retracts claws]



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I know what you mean! Those poor girls! *hehe*

¤ ¤ credit: Tammie | 06.11.02 at 04:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

E! has the lamest lists...besides, I prefer Charlie Dimmock from BBC's Ground Force.

¤ ¤ credit: Solonor | 06.11.02 at 07:28 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

yeah! i love Reese Witherspoon... :)

And Pamela just disgusts me. Blech.

¤ ¤ credit: leandra | 06.11.02 at 09:13 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Okay, now how many of those women would actually be on that list if they only had *REAL* blondes?

¤ ¤ credit: Tracy | 06.11.02 at 09:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Renée Zellweger looks constipated.

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 06.11.02 at 10:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

For some reason, a lot of the pictures look really bad, like they caught them at a bad moment, like when they're trying to stifle a fart (in Renee's case), or were just told their dog was dead.

Just bad timin with the cameras.

¤ ¤ credit: Nathan | 06.11.02 at 10:52 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I can't believe how many shitty photos they posted. And I'm sorry, but Cameron Diez? Excuse me? She's the one I disagree MOST with on that list. She just doesn't do anything for me.

Horrible list in my own opinion. Then again I never did prefer blondes.

¤ ¤ credit: C.C. | 06.11.02 at 11:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

now wait just a moment.

'dissing' on pamela anderson is not tolerated by me.

i will fight anyone to the end that she is still one of the most gorgeous (in that oh, so slutty way!) women ever.

there, i said it.

¤ ¤ credit: ericalynn | 06.11.02 at 11:37 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

how awful! none of those photos do any of those girls justice. they are all so much more beautiful than those icky snapshots.

¤ ¤ credit: bran | 06.11.02 at 11:38 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

yeah, the person picking the pictures for this editorial must have been TRYING to get crappy expressions and terrible angles. Bad, bad pictures!

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 06.11.02 at 11:59 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ick! Scary photos! Hey, I feel much better about myself in photos now!

¤ ¤ credit: Rachel | 06.11.02 at 12:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

And apart from the crap pictures, some of those need to go... Meg Ryan, Goldie Hawn? Maybe in 1985. And Sharon Stone isn't cutting it any more, she looks like a woman who is aging too early and has a drug problem. Mother of the year my ass...

¤ ¤ credit: jesse | 06.11.02 at 12:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i really dig lookin at babes... and you know i have a "thing" for blondes... but damn, that was one bad list. bad bad bad. Cameron Diaz? puh-LEEZ. and since when is Anna K. "Hollywood"? if you're gonna put her in that list, well damn, she should at least be top 10.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.11.02 at 01:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

ericalynn, I'm not dissing on Pamela -- it was that photo! Look at her waistline as opposed to her bustline, with her ribcage sticking out five times larger than her stomach. It was just plain frightening!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.11.02 at 02:33 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Okay, Reese is just beautiful! But what is the DILLIO with all the fake blondness and Jaime's bad fake bake? Not pretty, Nuh uh sista.

¤ ¤ credit: felicia | 06.11.02 at 03:40 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Poor Renee Z., she looks ... scary!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 06.11.02 at 06:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh, ugh! You're right that Cattrall's outfit is horrendous and the surgery... I think she looked best in Mannequin and is trying to retain that. Pamela... nauseating phot. Lots of bad poses. Reese looked classically beautiful in that dress.

¤ ¤ credit: meryl | 06.11.02 at 07:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

well, as long as you're not dissing on my pamela. my sweet, no-waist pamela ;)

(admittedly, i wish her ribcage wasn't quite so visibile, and further, i wish she would just stick to tight tank tops and jeans; that's my favorite pam look. well, that and bathing suits, of course.)

reese, though. yay! and tara reid! grin.

¤ ¤ credit: ericalynn | 06.11.02 at 07:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Renée Zellweger looks like someone just farted next to her!! Kirsten Dunst has a terrible tan line on her breasts along with Charlize Theron and can anyone tell me what size Britney's breasts really are? She goes from about a B to a D, depending on the photo. Madonna got hers from a bottle, no fair. Sharon Stone now has a boney chest ewwww..... she was so hot back in her Basic Instinct days, and please, will someone let Pammy Anderson breathe. That is just so wrong. She really does look like a barbie doll. #1 is worthy but she's just a tad skinny these days. I like her with a little more meat on her bones. Shall I retract the claws now???

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 06.11.02 at 09:49 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Jo, have you ever seen "The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts"?

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.11.02 at 09:57 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

There seems to be a good consensus here. Putting the actual identities aside... I could find better pics for every one of those ladies in under three minutes, thanks to the ol' google image search.

¤ ¤ credit: John Kenneth Fisher | 06.11.02 at 11:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wait, wait, there is no consensus. Meg Ryan is not over the hill. She is the epitome of ageless blonde beauty - of the quirky, innocent ditz variety. And did you see Goldie at the Oscars when her daughter was nominated? She looked younger and better than mini-Goldie.

¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 06.12.02 at 01:24 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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