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Posted: 06.06.2002
You may find your clothes getting in the way
So would you rather die than take your clothes off? And I mean that quite literally, you dirty pervert! Because honestly my whole theory on the matter is that if we're all going to die anyway, why the hell not be naked together first?

It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries

We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?

Don't freeze up girl. (Seattle Times article snagged from the fine folks at Daypop.)



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Which would you rather see: Naked fat guy, or clothed fat guy choking to death on anthrax spores? Of course, it would make the whole process a lot easier if we all looked like ...

¤ ¤ credit: Solonor | 06.06.02 at 05:11 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Well first and foremost, I'd be thinking about my own life...and the bra and panties, they are-a comin' off! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.06.02 at 05:15 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Speaking as a fat guy, I generally avoid any sort of public nudity, partial or otherwise, as a public service. But If I'm covered with some nasty chemical weapon, I'm gettin' nekkid. Folks'll just have to recover from PTSD resulting from seeing my unclothed form. I can deal with the humiliation and social shame later. Remember, you can't leave your job, change your name, and move to a distant city if you're dead...

¤ ¤ credit: Cody Clark | 06.06.02 at 05:21 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'd rather not get naked, but now that I know it could save my life -- I'm getting naked!

¤ ¤ credit: sandy | 06.06.02 at 05:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I like to think as myself as a modest man but if I'm have the choice between ending up dead and answering the boxers/briefs question... let alone the question over a guys package before and after cold water then I say bring it on... I'll be streaking to that sweet water.

¤ ¤ credit: Brian | 06.06.02 at 06:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Any excuse to get nekkid and count me in! Wooohooo! *rolls around in some anthrax and looks for the nearest hottie*

¤ ¤ credit: Jason D- | 06.06.02 at 06:18 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

die of anthrax or suffer public laughter over my belly? i'll take the hosing down and have a giggle along with ya all cuz you'll all be nekkid right along with me...lol

¤ ¤ credit: kat | 06.06.02 at 06:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I don't mind getting naked and I love Adam Ant

¤ ¤ credit: Robin | 06.06.02 at 06:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I'd be pushing in to the front of the line to get washed off nekkid first. I don't want that poisonous shit on me. Would much rather be a little embarrassed than sicker or dead.

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 06.06.02 at 07:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I think if it came to that everything is coming off. I do find it a little sad though that we have learnt to shy away from our bodies. Ther is something rather unantural about that.

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 06.06.02 at 08:28 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Coming to Fox this Fall: Anthrax Decontamination...get naked or die!

Reality TV will never be the same.

¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 06.06.02 at 10:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Wouldn't bother me, though in normal circumstances I'm like "Shyeah, as if you pervs." ;) But life and death? Please, who cares what other people think? "Oh, she's a slut!" Yeah, a live one, unlike you, dead doofus. So the prudes will be dead. The drawbacks are...?

¤ ¤ credit: Andrea Harris | 06.06.02 at 11:25 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

personally, i don't mind getting naked... but i'm keeping my eyes glued shut, cuz i sure as hell don't wanna see some of the folks at my work naked. some? i meant most...

hell, i'm almost naked right now...

WEHT (whatever happened to?) Adam Ant, anyways?

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.07.02 at 01:41 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

He had that song "Wonderful" in the 90s -- which I loved -- but I don't think I've seen 'im since!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 06.07.02 at 03:51 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

It looks like a poem when you center it, doesn't it?

XTC versus Adam Ant
Content versus form

Fighting for their place in rock and roll

There is no right or wrong

Just when you think it's finished

With XTC on top

Ant music, like a phoenix

Flies back up the charts

XTC versus Adam Ant

Only one will survive

Beatle-based pop versus new romantic

History will decide

XTC versus Adam Ant

I can't tell you why

Even the singer from Bow Wow Wow

Can't make up her mind

XTC versus Adam Ant

Time is marching on

XTC versus Adam Ant

There is no right or wrong

There is no right or wrong

There is

No right

Or wrong

¤ ¤ credit: cordle | 06.07.02 at 08:20 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Heh, that's a They Might Be Giants song, btw.

¤ ¤ credit: jana | 08.14.02 at 01:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I think I know what the problem is it"s not the
nudity pe"se it could be the media cover after all who wants to be naked on the 5:oo news?
But as for myself I have been thinking about it and I would more than lighty strip to save my life. The naked can get colthes the dead...

¤ ¤ credit: roy | 11.20.02 at 12:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I think I know what the problem is it"s not the
nudity pe"se it could be the media cover after all who wants to be naked on the 5:oo news?
But as for myself I have been thinking about it and I would more than lighty strip to save my life. The naked can get colthes the dead...

¤ ¤ credit: roy | 11.20.02 at 12:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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