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Posted: 04.30.2002
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Worried about going bald? How about forking over $49.95 for an initial hair collection kit -- and $10 for an annual storage fee -- so Hairogenics Inc. in San Francisco can preserve the strands in a climate-controlled vault 14 feet below a Portland, Oregon, hair salon until science finds the cure for baldness. (Link from MSNBC and CNN.)

Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...

So you would be like 90 years old with the hair of a 20 year old? Yeah, that will make all the difference at the rest home.

¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 04.30.02 at 02:07 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Anything to prevent the dreaded comb-over, I guess... ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 04.30.02 at 02:10 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh *great*. I'm so glad my beautiful city is going to be known for THIS scheme!!!!! I saw it in the paper here, but I was hoping that it wouldn't go any further LOL!

¤ ¤ credit: kristine | 04.30.02 at 07:55 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I love the the storage facility is "14 feet below the city." What's wrong with a storage facility in a regular building?

How are they going to explain it when the mole people steal all of their stock?

¤ ¤ credit: jamese | 04.30.02 at 09:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

This is a link to one of my clients here in Boca Raton, FL.

Yes, we had to buy one to check it out and No, it hasn't really worked. (well my business partner has stopped using it at least.)



¤ ¤ credit: John | 04.30.02 at 10:15 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

So, if you you keep your hair preserved, and are also one of those people who believe in cryogenics, when they chop off your head and deep-freeze it, will they move your hair from the one facility to the other to keep your severed-head company?

¤ ¤ credit: mg | 04.30.02 at 11:59 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Robyn, maybe you should notify your dad of this, roflmao.

¤ ¤ credit: Mama | 04.30.02 at 12:39 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

As a fan of the Bald & the Beautiful, I have to say I've never understood the obsession w/ maintaining the dwindling hair a guy has. I say shave it all off w/ a number 1 guard till it's that soft but prickly stage that looks great on every head and just begs to be touched.

¤ ¤ credit: Cis | 05.01.02 at 04:08 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

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