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Mo' money mo' problems
My Puffy mailbox was starting to pile up and get out of control, so I've put up new entries starting here a bit earlier than usual. Select quotes from this latest batch o' mail include:
"...You people are such big fucking haters. P. Diddy is the best around you probley just jealous because he beat all them stupid old shit crappy music back then. Stop hating just because he look good got the money and can sind better that you plus dress better than you doesn't mean you gotta hate...."
"...stop hating on p diddy.........YOUR A BIG FAT UGLY BITTER HATER. Just cause you won't ever be able to achieve what p diddy has doesn't mean you have permission to hate. But p diddy loves people like you because I bet p diddy is ALWAYS on yo mind..."
"...Your just mad puffy get get more girls and money then you(yes i meant girls) And Don't you know hate kills! it killed biggy, pac and all the people in the world trade center. Hate needs to be stopped, and although making an anti puffy site isnt exactly gonna kill, hate will. So I think speaking for myself and millions, ur a grown women for crying out loud. Get a life and a man or sumthin to occupy your time(and if the guy in the picture with you IS your man, I Pity u)..."
I'll let you read the rest for yourselves. I take great pride, and find much amusement, in the fact that this site was created in 1998 as a joke -- and except for the mailbag -- has been updated exactly once since then when Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy. And the hate mail still keeps pouring in... I must be doing something right! I won't take it down as a matter of principle now.
Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...
Thanks for the heads-up, Robyn! I especially love the way you link to the site on your Tobynopoly page...*go to jail, Puffy*...if I ever lose the bookmark, I will definitely remember THAT...LOL!
The more Puff Daddy CD's one owns, the lower one's IQ is...and this can be proven just from reading the mailbag! :)¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 04.18.02 at 03:14 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
yo robyn. don't hate. p didy is da bomb. he never made a song on his own, so what he gets more girls (yeah i meant girls) and money than you so he cool
My head hurts from all of the misspellings!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! ;)¤ ¤ credit: Meredith | 04.18.02 at 09:31 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
It amazes me how you are not supposed to say *bad* things about him but it's ok for them to say degrading things back!¤ ¤ credit: Julie | 04.18.02 at 09:48 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
Hate kills? I always had a secret theory that P Diddy had Biggie killed so he could cash in on shitty remixes of his more talented friend's work.
Whatever happened to spell check and grammar check? You don't even have to be educated to use those...they do it for you. Oh well, some people have to speak, even if they don't have anything to say.¤ ¤ credit: Mama | 04.18.02 at 01:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
those dumbasses... don't they know that jellus is spelled J-E-L-L-U-S? of course, if the OVERWHELMING majority of people weren't so stupid, then P. Diddy wouldn't be popular, and you'd only have Creed to complain about...¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 04.18.02 at 01:31 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
I find all of the humor I need for the day hidden in the exquisite use of grammar in those quotes. When did we stop teaching the concept of editing before you press send or post?¤ ¤ credit: Stu D. | 04.18.02 at 02:01 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
*lol* robyn, you crack me up! Piddly is about as talented as my baby toe nail. but i digress. i am highly amused by the mailbag! i think i've just found my new fave read for awhile. ;)¤ ¤ credit: lor | 04.18.02 at 04:23 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
can you say... I G N O R A N T ? where do these people come from and who gave them permission to use the internet? they probably need to spend that extra time in a grammar class.
and I DO NOT think I can stand to see P. Duddy (or whatever his name is) on a show like the Osbornes. I'm sorry I just don't think he deserves the "fame" that he has been given.¤ ¤ credit: Holly | 04.18.02 at 08:46 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Not for nothing, but does his reality show include the thuggery and murders that have made him oh-so-desirable?¤ ¤ credit: Vinny | 04.18.02 at 08:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤
Your P. Diddy site is hilarious!! And the mailbag is great, I love it!! lol... Great work, Robyn!! :)¤ ¤ credit: Shauna | 04.19.02 at 11:06 AM | link--this ¤ ¤
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