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Posted: 03.19.2002
Wanna play the flute? Gotta pee in a cup!
I just watched this story on the news and I must say I'm horrified. The Supreme Court is now weighing the legalities of drug tests in order to participate in after-school activities. And it seems many Justices are in favor of such tests. The school, Tecumseh High School in Oklahoma, is ironically where my roommate during my freshman year at OU went to high school.

In 1998, the plaintiff's school district asked students who engaged in extracurricular activities from 7th through 12th grades to consent to drug testing. Miss Earls wanted to participate in the school's vocal choir and marching band. Her lawsuit "could help decide whether school districts can require drug tests for students who want to participate in after-school activities from cheerleading to chess squad".

If this becomes law, what's to stop law agencies from one day beating down our doors, forcing us to take a drug test to see if we're fit to be on the PTA or run the school's bake sale? Lord knows what we could slip into the brownies!

Now don't get me wrong...I have never tried illegal drugs myself (although my husband has)...so it's not a test I fear personally. But this just smacks of lost freedoms that can never be recovered.

Students aren't going to avoid a drug problem because of these tests. If anything, it will only succeed in making them more introverted, left to camp out in front of their computers at home alone. The ones that potentially need the "help" that policies like these are trying to catch are the very ones least likely to get "caught" in such a scenario in the first place. Education needs to come in the form of discussions with parents and authority figures -- not by lining our kids up like cattle outside of the school restroom doors for pee parties, with the fear of "did my bagel have poppy seads on it" looming over their heads each day.

Although I think there is a place for drug-testing in certain athletic competitions, I find it very hard to believe such tests are necessary in order for my child to play the flute, sing in the choir, or (God-forbid) join the 4-H club. With every little bit of liberty that vanishes, this country seems to forget the very principles on which it was founded. Because this one time, at band camp...



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Dammit, I started reading this post and thought to myself "I'm going to be really witty and write in 'This one time, at band camp'" and you finished the damn post with it!!!!
I am very anti-drugs and I'm not sure where I stand on testing. For the PTA, I think that one's reasonable, but for school activities I don't think so. To let a child take a math class on drugs but not a flute lesson is stupid. All or nothing in my books. Everything should be done to stop children from taking drugs. As I type this, my soon to be 15 year old brother in law is in a refuge because he's on drugs and his parents have a restraining order out on him and he has nowhere to go. His situation never should have gotten to this. At this point in time what kind of a future does he have??


¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 03.19.02 at 07:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i'll bet those sneaky justices have all their money invested in those drinks that clean out your system... those bastards! and dammit robyn... if we don't drug test, then kids will do drugs... and you know what happens when you do drugs... you support terrorism!

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.19.02 at 07:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

*slaps forehead* How could I forget? Thank you so much for the reminder mikey!

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.19.02 at 07:52 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Personally, I think we never learned a damned thing from Prohibition. The best defense against kids doing drugs are parents who care and take the time to educate, not preach, to their kids on why drugs are a "bad thing". Study after study shows education and parent involvement are way more effective than any law or piss-in-a-cup policy at preventing kids from doing drugs. Of course, that involves work on the parent's part and gives the kids the impression that they could possibly be trusted to make the right decisions. Can't have that, it would be unAmerican..

¤ ¤ credit: Les | 03.19.02 at 08:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

very good point. i've never tried drugs myself, but i'll have to agree that it does strip away our freedom as Americans. your awesome......(as far as the whole blog thing)

¤ ¤ credit: dave | 03.19.02 at 09:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Les, I am glad you brought up prohibition, I had completely forgotten this "war" on substances has been tried before with little success. I agree with you Robyn, the idea of forcing children to go through drug tests to participate in after school activities is absurd. We don't learn anthing by forcing the problem back into the closet, by becoming militant and unrelenting. We learn through education, by understanding the causes, by communicating with eachother. I can't see young drug users stopping because they can no longer participate, I see them becoming more dependant on the substance because they now have fewer outlets in which they can express themselves.

¤ ¤ credit: munin | 03.19.02 at 10:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Frickin Feds. Won't they ever learn they cant legislate out of existence ANY undesirable habit of the masses?(young or old) If they were truly serious about the "war" on drugs, they'd legalize, standardize, and tax the drugs, just like alcohol. Wouldn't that make more sense, going to the drug store for... well... drugs? It's hard to find a drug store that sells cigarettes anymore, between the candy, seasonal products, and K-Y jelly.

For the record, I'm clean now, but I bought my very first joint-er....cigarette rolling machine... at the local Rite Aid.

¤ ¤ credit: Harry | 03.19.02 at 10:27 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I could accept it maybe if we start the testing with the President's family and work down from there. Also, the testing should be for all substances illegal for minors, including alcohol and nicotine. Otherwise, we're just teaching kids hypocracy and lies.

Of course, this is the same President that hid his drug and alcohol use, and says his daughter's abuse is a private family matter. Also, this is the same Supreme Court that voted Bush into office for us.

¤ ¤ credit: wKen | 03.19.02 at 10:35 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Hey Joanne, check the kid into a boot camp... That might help.

¤ ¤ credit: Mad Bull | 03.19.02 at 11:45 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

"Now don't get me wrong...I have never tried illegal drugs myself (although my husband has)..."

LOL, I felt your mother cringe when I read that.

¤ ¤ credit: Queen | 03.21.02 at 03:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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