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Posted: 03.12.2002
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
I was quite shocked to learn someone didn't recognize a quote from this song today, so in my effort to re-educate the world I give to you the lyrics of "'Cause I'm a Blonde" by Julie Brown (spoken lines in italics).


Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy:
"So what?"

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

Um, okay. what was it, okay, um,
don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"


'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-A-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as
this month's Miss August is like a compliment
I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm
a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal
is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.


'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!




Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



Oh I remember that song!!!!!! LOL! Thanks for the memories...UGH!

¤ ¤ credit: Julie | 03.12.02 at 11:53 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

OMG! I had forgotten completely about Julie Brown! My other favorite is "I Like'Em Big And Stupid". You had me singing this morning girl!

¤ ¤ credit: Queen | 03.13.02 at 11:26 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Uh, never heard of it. Aren't you always amazed at how clueless I am when it comes to music? Maybe if I heard the song...

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 03.13.02 at 07:59 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Man, I loved this whole movie! (Christine, it's from "Earth Girls Are Easy.") I just found it hysterical. I always love Julie Brown's show on MTv and wished awful things on the other (Downtown) Julie Brown.

¤ ¤ credit: Kymberlie R. McGuire | 03.14.02 at 01:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I am so glad that movie is now out on DVD, because in that beach scene, there is a lot of hilarious byplay that got cut off in the video version.

I plan to do that song as a karaoke for our Sine Die party. Since I am a natural platinum blonde, as well as the computer tech, the cognitive dissonance (and a few beers) ought to be hilarious. I just hope I can do the 'veternarian' bit with the right 'val' accent!

Thanks for the lyrics! (yours were the first hit on Google.)

Sunfell
'cuz I'm a geek, g-double-e-k!

¤ ¤ credit: Sunfell | 01.30.03 at 10:24 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I totally love this song! I first heard it a few years ago when some girls lip synched it at a local fair that I usually go to every year. I loved it and was so excited when I remembered it and looked it up online and found it too!

¤ ¤ credit: Valerie | 05.14.03 at 11:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

i love this song! i was singing it in my math class and people looked at me like i was a freak. it's my inside joke at school now.

¤ ¤ credit: shade | 06.13.03 at 01:05 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

I LOVE this song! it's the cutest thing EVER! from the second my cousin told me a line from it I HAD to find it and get the whole thing! I am a blonde and i am damn proud of it, hey i may be slow but i am doing better than a lot of brunetts right now! hee hee ;) and if i could sing worth S*it the first thing i'd do is recreate this song because it's the best!

¤ ¤ credit: Barbie Doll | 01.18.04 at 09:34 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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