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Posted: 03.06.2002
Knock me over with a feather
It seems Roseanne is getting divorced...again. Three strikes and she's out! I know, I know. Shocking isn't it? Maybe she needed the publicity? And Ian and Nikki Ziering appear to be history, too. Is nothing sacred anymore? Stay tuned for the next installment of "as the stars crash and burn"...



Hey boy take a look at me...let me dirty up your mind...



I don't know what the deal is with these people...all I know is that Mike is my seond marriage...and if, on the off-chance that this doesn't work out, there will still be no more weddings for me..after all, how many times can you go through it, without having the vows lose their meaning along the way?

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 03.06.02 at 02:54 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Cynical soapbox time -- If you're looking for love and acceptance through others, you're just not gonna get it until you're happy with yourself. I actually pity her, and I don't feel pity very often...

¤ ¤ credit: Susan | 03.06.02 at 03:12 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I still think the saddest breakup was Bruce Willis and Demi Moore way too sad

¤ ¤ credit: cheyenne | 03.06.02 at 06:18 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I read recently that Hollywood marriages actually last longer on average than a typical North American marriage. They only seem more prone to failure because it's a news spectacle each time somebody does split up.

Quite frankly I'm surprised 3 guys were able to get away from Roseanne. I always sort of assumed she killed and devoured the male after mating.

¤ ¤ credit: jamese | 03.06.02 at 11:01 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

Oh great... Now I'm going to have that "the female of the species is more deadly than the male" song going through my head all day! ;-)

¤ ¤ credit: robyn | 03.06.02 at 12:44 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Nikki (former Playboy chica) is probably leaving Ian cuz he hasn't worked since, oh, since 90211 went off the air. Hey Ian, here's a tip... chances are she DIDN'T marry you for your sparkling personality!

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.06.02 at 12:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

He has too worked! He was on an episode of Inside Schwartz! heheh... that counts, right?

¤ ¤ credit: Christine | 03.06.02 at 03:26 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Ian Z. appeared at Canada's Wonderland, a cheesy theme park right outside Toronto. It was one of those stage appearances that involves hordes of sweaty, panicking pre-teens proclaiming their love at near deadly decibel levels.

In fact, if memory serves, he's made appearances for the last few summers.

¤ ¤ credit: jamese | 03.06.02 at 04:47 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

when i said he hasn't worked in a while, i meant that he didn't have a steady job; something to keep his 15 minutes going... mall appearances do NOT count. a guest appearance on Inside Schwartz does NOT count. the minimum requirement would be, oh... a made-for-tv movie? either that or a pauly shore movie...

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 03.06.02 at 05:32 PM | link--this ¤ ¤




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