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Posted: 02.19.2002
Nothing beats a great pair of L’eggs!
This article is almost beyond believable! Apparently men are now discovering the 'benefits' of pantyhose and are buying pairs for themselves. I'm trying hard not to bust out laughing. Medical reasons and circulatory problems I can see -- but to keep warm? Ever heard of thermals? Do these idiots not yet realize what sort of medieval torture device pantyhose really are? Maybe it's not as bad for them since they're not wearing a skirt and don't have to worry about runs at every turn -- but even when I was 'the perfect size six', I still had to do the wiggle and wriggle routine all women know too well in order to stuff my ass inside of a control-topped pair. And hose in the summer? Whole new level o' fun. Yeah, you just can't beat that sweaty crotch feeling -- no siree!

And now "G. Lieberman & Sons has restructured itself into a manufacturer and online purveyor of pantyhose made exclusively for men, called Comfilon." It got wierd, didn't it? I hope as long as they're wearing them they'll stay out of a skirt. Because unless they plan on shaving their legs, too, ick! I'll still be staying inside, thankyouverymuch.



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I was wondering how these guys could...ummmm...use the men's room, until I read the article and saw that this company was making pantyhose with flies. I just about fell off my chair after reading that!

But I know what you mean, Robyn. I'm not only tall (5' 10"), but a plus size. They never fit right...the main problem being that they're never long enough!

I hate pantyhose...so much that I hardly ever wear skirts or dresses...give me some nice dressy slacks, instead!

Thanks for the laugh!

¤ ¤ credit: Christine M. | 02.19.02 at 04:04 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

sorry, but i'd rather freeze to death before i'd be caught wearing a pair of Mantyhose...

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 02.19.02 at 04:20 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

But dude, I just bought you a six pack of the "Bro". They would so compliment it.

¤ ¤ credit: todd | 02.19.02 at 05:12 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

dude, bros are sooooo "out". give me a manzier any ol' day.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 02.19.02 at 07:43 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

They're really damn uncomfortable and when you go ot work in the morning and it's cold and by lunchtime it's hot, you just want to stand up, lift up your skirt and rip the damn things off - which I usually do (but not im public, settle down!)

¤ ¤ credit: Joanne | 02.19.02 at 10:29 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

pantyhose for men? are those guys nuts???? :O

¤ ¤ credit: ladybug | 02.20.02 at 01:23 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I work at a hospital and they work well for us. A lot of men wear support "socks" for that purpose of SUPPORTING. We stand around for 12 hours and it does help us. So you can bag on men who wear them for silly reasons, but for those of us who it works for....please dont make fun. Thanks

¤ ¤ credit: assnonamous | 02.17.03 at 10:33 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

you all love mantyhose lets face it.

¤ ¤ credit: Carol | 04.02.03 at 05:14 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

So many women have the right to wear what they like to wear, yet when men put on pantyhose or want to wear a skirt like garment they are ridiculed and called cross dressers. So then what do we call all the ladies then wearing shirts, ties, shorts, pants and men like shoes (like sneakers)
Don't you think men should also be able to feel nice fabrics against their skin and wear something that they might like wearing?

¤ ¤ credit: Jakes | 06.12.03 at 04:44 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

I watched that episode of Sex in the City: They're called "drag kings". Jakes, if you really want to wear pretty slinky things that bad, it shouldn't matter what people say. Flaunt those gams, dude!

¤ ¤ credit: Kevin | 06.12.03 at 09:32 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

skirts i can understand. kilts, i can appreciate. but pantyhose? what are you, some kind of masochist?!

when i'm president/queen, producing and/or selling pantyhose will be a capital offense.

¤ ¤ credit: tanya | 06.12.03 at 10:58 AM | link--this ¤ ¤

they do make pantyhose for men (with a little pouch at the crotch)... they're called "mantyhose". no, serious!

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.12.03 at 05:00 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

oh lookit that... i didn't even notice this post is like, a hundred years old. i even mentioned the mantyhose back then!

i need a life.

¤ ¤ credit: mikey | 06.12.03 at 05:03 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

Comment posting is like an involuntary reflex to some of us i see... ;)

¤ ¤ credit: Ryan | 06.12.03 at 08:37 PM | link--this ¤ ¤

As a fellow lover of all things Eddie Izzard [which you have mentioned on your blog at least once before] it should be apparent that you're not downing cross-dressing -- Merely the hell that is fitting your ass into pantyhose. Not only did he quote waaaaaaaaay out of date, but out of context as well. *G*

¤ ¤ credit: Brainy | 06.13.03 at 05:43 AM | link--this ¤ ¤




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